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Anna Nicole Smith: Casting the Movie

As TMZ.com correctly points out, is there any chance we wiil soon see a movie based on the life and death of Anna Nicole Smith?

With that in mind, let's give Hollywood honchos a few ideas of who could portray whom in the big screen version of this soap opera:

Only one talented actress is blonde enough and busty enough to slide into Anna's shoes: Tori Spelling...

Tori Spelling

And her soon, Daniel Smith, ought to be played by another young star in Tinseltown. We just hope Nick Carter isn't also murdered...

Nick Carter as Daniel Smith

As for the dueling baby daddies, let's start with Larry Birkhead. We know Lance Bass is gay, but he could pull off dashing Anna lover, as well.

Lance Bass as Larry Birkhead

Finally, Howard K. Stern is dirty and corrupt.. We're not claiming that former Friends star David Schwimmer is either of these things - but they do look similar, don't they?

David Schwimmer as Howard K. Stern?

As for Dannielynn, it's difficult to cast a baby, of course. It's also sometimes dangerous; we've all seen what happens to child stars.

Surrounded by stable acting parents, though, we think Pax Thien Jolie would do a great job.

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3 Comments

  1. cheri Says:

    Tori looks nothing like Anna Nicole

  2. Bea Says:

    Tori is not right for Anna Nicole Smith.
    Perhaps a blonde Angelina Jolie would be a better fit.

  3. Mary Stewart Says:

    //what terrible casting ideas....all of them. When I have time to really think it over, I can do better. Mary

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