Anna Nicole Smith: Casting the Movie

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As TMZ.com correctly points out, is there any chance we wiil soon see a movie based on the life and death of Anna Nicole Smith?

With that in mind, let's give Hollywood honchos a few ideas of who could portray whom in the big screen version of this soap opera:

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Only one talented actress is blonde enough and busty enough to slide into Anna's shoes: Tori Spelling...

And her soon, Daniel Smith, ought to be played by another young star in Tinseltown. We just hope Nick Carter isn't also murdered...

As for the dueling baby daddies, let's start with Larry Birkhead. We know Lance Bass is gay, but he could pull off dashing Anna lover, as well.

Finally, Howard K. Stern is dirty and corrupt.. We're not claiming that former Friends star David Schwimmer is either of these things - but they do look similar, don't they?

As for Dannielynn, it's difficult to cast a baby, of course. It's also sometimes dangerous; we've all seen what happens to child stars.

Surrounded by stable acting parents, though, we think Pax Thien Jolie would do a great job.

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No skinny minis should play Voluptious Anna. I would love to audition for the role. I'm told we look ,sound and act very much alike

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//what terrible casting ideas....all of them. When I have time to really think it over, I can do better. Mary

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Tori is not right for Anna Nicole Smith.
Perhaps a blonde Angelina Jolie would be a better fit.

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Tori looks nothing like Anna Nicole

Anna Nicole Smith Biography

Playboy Bunny Anna Nicole Smith died too young. She lived a sad, difficult life, one marked by many nude photos, dramatic family episodes, turbulent... More »
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Anna Nicole Smith
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