Al Reynolds No Longer Wishes to Reach for This Star

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It's not always so easy to see the error of your ways. Look at how long it took Stavros Niarchos to stop dating Paris Hilton.

Or Tara Conner to realize that cocaine, alcohol and representing your country as a young, hot woman just don't mix.

A Shooting Star

Fortunately, most people do come around eventually. And, by the look of this picture below, it appears as though Al Reynolds has finally realized that he married Star Jones. It's okay, Al. You were probably blinded by The View before.

But take a look at that blubbery arm now! The flesh is looser than Lindsay Lohan...

The not-at-all happy couple is celebrating Jones' birthday with a bunch of people who must have showed up at the wrong party. We're assuming guests here would prefer to have atttended the bash for Lauren Conrad instead.

Oh well. You can't get everything you want. As Reynolds now knows. After all, he probably wants a wife who isn't ugly and self-serving.

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Conveniently enough this reporter did not attach his/her name to this, badly written, article. Why do we have the need to be so cruel? Yes, they are celebrities, yes it comes with the turf and yes everyone is entitled to their opinion but why does it have to be so harsh and hateful? Too bad, this is the kind of garbage that is replacing real journalism. But I blame us, the public, for keeping trash-writing like this in demand. America, I’m sure we can do better than this, let’s show it.

Star Jones Quotes

It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.

Star Jones

I want to fall in love again. I'm ready to love 24/7. I want happiness.

Star Jones