Victoria Beckham's Breasts: Take Cover!

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Thank goodness for giant boobs.

Without them, life would get a little dull around here, that's for sure. And in the case of Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham, that sublime rack poses not only bewilderment, but its share of unanswered questions.

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How does anyone focus on anything but those boobs when talking to her? Do they require their own area code, like the double-Ns of the late Anna Nicole Smith? Is Posh's seemingly perfect body that of a hot cyborg?

We may never know. But pity poor Romeo and Brooklyn, the spawn of Posh and hubby David Beckham. They're just minding their own business, sure, but they're in the danger zone right now. Because if there's one we've learned in eight-plus months on the job here at The Hollywood Gossip dot com, it's that enormous breasts are a force to be reckoned with.

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i wanna suck the sugary milk out of those beautifuul round lucious juicy *moans* tities. yummy this cok im suckin is very yummy...come to me posh and i will show u SEX


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those boobs arn't even big! that sucks ass!!!