The Hills Recap: Lauren & Heidi Fight, Spencer Sucks

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We're like, totally over Spencer.

So is Lauren Conrad, whether or not he bought her a dozen roses.

Heidi Montag Nude

Speaking of those flowers, whose intended recipient was in such question, which is sketchier: that Spencer would randomly bring them for Heidi on a lunch date, or that he would bring them for her to give to Lauren to make peace? Entertainment Weekly poses this very valid question.

So while the rift between Lauren and Heidi widened on last night's all-new episode of The Hills, Lauren was hanging with recent Heidi nemesis Audrina Patridge, dissecting the Spencer sitch and eating leftovers.

"Are we eating at the table?" Lauren mused. "Look at us adults."

She then analyzed the relationship between Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag for the 800th time, and predicted (shockingly) that it won't end well.

"I just have the feeling that it's going to be really bad," LC said.

For our part, we seriously can't wait until we can stop talking about that jackass Spencer. Seriously. I mean, even poor, innocent Whitney Port could speak of nothing else during our obligatory Teen Vogue office scene.

The only thing worse? Actually listening to Spencer himself talk. This is a guy who we just learned concocted a scheme in which Brody Jenner would rise to fame by making Nicole Richie eat. We're serious.

Nevertheless, the cameras are fixated on Spencer as he's macking on some more girls. That is, before Lauren Conrad stepped in and had it out with him.

"Heidi gets me and she knows who I am," Spencer shot back.

Take that, LC! Who knows why Heidi comes back for more of his crap, really. But this is The Hills. And incidentally, Lauren - America's Sweetheart - really came into her own sticking up for her friend like that, even if Heidi didn't ask for any sticking up for. Or something.

We're oddly proud of Brody Jenner as well, and not just because he's made it his life's goal to date every reality show star in California. The way he was able to stop trying to get Lauren into bed long enough to defend his friend, creep though he may be, was admirable.

"Of course he was a little bit wrong" Hollywood's most eligible bachelor said of Spencer, "But maybe he feels a little threatened by you."

Then it was back to those pretty, confusion-inducing roses for a few final plot twists. To recap, Spencer shows up with the roses at lunch; then Heidi tosses them to Lauren at home and implies he'd bought them to make amends. Now Spencer blabs to Brody, "Lauren thinks I got her a dozen roses, but it's like, 'Yeah, right, I'm not spending a dollar on you.'"

Then, during the climactic blow-up between Lauren and Heidi at home, Lauren was wondering, "Why would he buy me flowers?" Heidi finally cleared it all up: "I said it like a joke." Ooooh, good one. Apparenly Lauren wasn't so amused either, as this (weirdly) seemed to be the final straw that sent her stomping into her room and slamming the door.

What's to become of the LC-Heidi rift? Is Spencer out of the picture for good? We doubt we'll be that lucky. But here's hoping. Loser.

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Spencer is using Heidi for publicity. Spencer is Brody's PR guy. The rumor of the LC-Jason sex tape could have been the evil work of Spencer, or masterminded by the Hills Producers, and/or even...the producers planted the seed and used Spencer as a tool. Heidi & Spencer are characters, note the bad acting..very flat & predictable. WAKE UP, laugh at yourself for wasting time watching them. I am guilty, I watched but now it all seems so scripted to me.

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I hate Heidi and her whiney voice soooooooooooo much that I watch the show. She is such an ugly, whiney, lying bitch! It is so annoying. I don't even know how any man is attracted to that whineyness. Please get her out of the spotlight!

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I honestly just want to kill Spencer. He is such an ass to Heidi. Like on the previews for the finale he is talking to Heidi about how he is going to stop having situations like the Playboys and then they show him talking to Brody saying he's not going to change. And then there is Heidi who is just giving in to his pressure and I think she needs to a good slap to wake up and see what a fag Spencer is.

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i agree i dont lke spencer he is brekin up lauren and heidis friendship and he probably wnats to break up their friendship because he dosnt like lauren so hes probably using heidi i dont think heidi should of ever gave spencer another chance

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I THINK SPENCER IS USIND HUIDI I DONT THINK HE LOVES HER I THINK HE DOES. AND JEN AND HUIDI CAN DO THAT TO LAUREN JEN IS A RANDOM GIRLTHAT DOESENT LOOK GOOD WITH BRODY ONLY LAUREN DOES AND HEIDI IS HER FRIEND AND SHE KNOS LAUREN LIKES HIM SO SHE SHOULDINT STAB HER IN THE BACK........

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i feel really bad for lauren because heidi has no right treating lauren like she has. lauren has only been there for her but heidi is taking advantage of that.

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Ok....can't agree more here. Those "friends" are trash bags...really. I had a best friend, she is no longer my friend at all. Since she introduced me to my boyfriend who I have been dating for 2 years, she got jealous of our relationship and went evil and PSYCHO on me... Well SHE ended up becoming best friends with my BOYFRIENDS EX girlfriend who he dated for years...and I got her a diamond necklace for her birthday too, for what?? HER TO BACKSTAB me and my lover? Lauren needs to get those biotches AWAY from her for good....paybacks a biotch. And justice will be served to those LOSERS in this world who are supposed to be on your side, but end up becoming your enemy under their own wishes.

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I love LC, she is growing more and more on the show. Im sick to death with Heidi and Spencer. Brody is a reality whore. He has to use these women to get seen and to defend his scumbag friend shows me how he is. He's just like Spencer except he's better looking. Jen is no kind of friend to LC and I just felt so bad for her on the last episode. Giving her best friend diamonds and for what. To get back stabbed. LC is awesome, Audrina and Whitney are awesome. Heidi, Spencer and Brody can all move in together and maybe Brody can go to Maui next and date one of the girls from Maui fever, they aren't that bright, they may fall for him, lol:)

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Lauren Katherine Conrad

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Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]

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