The Hills Recap: Lauren & Heidi Fight, Spencer Sucks

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We're like, totally over Spencer.

So is Lauren Conrad, whether or not he bought her a dozen roses.

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Speaking of those flowers, whose intended recipient was in such question, which is sketchier: that Spencer would randomly bring them for Heidi on a lunch date, or that he would bring them for her to give to Lauren to make peace? Entertainment Weekly poses this very valid question.

So while the rift between Lauren and Heidi widened on last night's all-new episode of The Hills, Lauren was hanging with recent Heidi nemesis Audrina Patridge, dissecting the Spencer sitch and eating leftovers.

"Are we eating at the table?" Lauren mused. "Look at us adults."

She then analyzed the relationship between Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag for the 800th time, and predicted (shockingly) that it won't end well.

"I just have the feeling that it's going to be really bad," LC said.

For our part, we seriously can't wait until we can stop talking about that jackass Spencer. Seriously. I mean, even poor, innocent Whitney Port could speak of nothing else during our obligatory Teen Vogue office scene.

The only thing worse? Actually listening to Spencer himself talk. This is a guy who we just learned concocted a scheme in which Brody Jenner would rise to fame by making Nicole Richie eat. We're serious.

Nevertheless, the cameras are fixated on Spencer as he's macking on some more girls. That is, before Lauren Conrad stepped in and had it out with him.

"Heidi gets me and she knows who I am," Spencer shot back.

Take that, LC! Who knows why Heidi comes back for more of his crap, really. But this is The Hills. And incidentally, Lauren - America's Sweetheart - really came into her own sticking up for her friend like that, even if Heidi didn't ask for any sticking up for. Or something.

We're oddly proud of Brody Jenner as well, and not just because he's made it his life's goal to date every reality show star in California. The way he was able to stop trying to get Lauren into bed long enough to defend his friend, creep though he may be, was admirable.

"Of course he was a little bit wrong" Hollywood's most eligible bachelor said of Spencer, "But maybe he feels a little threatened by you."

Then it was back to those pretty, confusion-inducing roses for a few final plot twists. To recap, Spencer shows up with the roses at lunch; then Heidi tosses them to Lauren at home and implies he'd bought them to make amends. Now Spencer blabs to Brody, "Lauren thinks I got her a dozen roses, but it's like, 'Yeah, right, I'm not spending a dollar on you.'"

Then, during the climactic blow-up between Lauren and Heidi at home, Lauren was wondering, "Why would he buy me flowers?" Heidi finally cleared it all up: "I said it like a joke." Ooooh, good one. Apparenly Lauren wasn't so amused either, as this (weirdly) seemed to be the final straw that sent her stomping into her room and slamming the door.

What's to become of the LC-Heidi rift? Is Spencer out of the picture for good? We doubt we'll be that lucky. But here's hoping. Loser.

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Everyone has there own opionions right?
I think That heidi is Just making the wrong desicions making a BIG mistake but oh well its what she wants to do.. What am i KIDDING! Spencer is selfish andd ruined Laurens Audrinas and Heidis friendship cause he Lied and heidi belived him instead of her BESTFRIENDS.
really one day i hope Heidis watches the episodes and regrets every single choice she has made ever since spencer...
But i mean i feel bad for heidi because she is so blinded by spencer.....

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SPENCER SUCKSSSS!!!
he's short, really ugly, squished face, greasy face, lies almost every other sentence that comes from his mouth... i don't know. he's such a jerk.

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tsk, tsk.

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I think that Heidi is wrong because she puts her man before her bestfriend. I understand how Lauren feels because if my friend put her man before me when I was her bestfriend I wouldnt talk to her to. Spencer is playing Heidi I bet he has another girl on the side. Spencer thinks hes a pimp but he got caught with trying to play Heidi for Audrina and it back fired on him, so she should know that Spencer is going to play her again, but she won't listen to anybody, she's going to find out herself.

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I think spencer feeds heidi crack. That would explain why she has lost all self-confidence, her perception on what a complete loser spencer is, and stays skinny.

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call me im lesbiannnn.... IM MADDISON JOHNSON..im 25 cents for the night..get some tweak and lets meet in motel 6..ill pay!!!! (562)508-1638 (562)881-1744 man on man

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Hey everyone..
I think Heidi should break up with Spencer right now. Shes brainwashed but tons of people have told her hes bad she just needs to listen to them and do whats right. Kick him to the curb and talk to Lauren about everything! Heidi and Lauren whether they will admit it or not miss each other and when u have a friendship with someone so strong like they had, u can't just give that up over some stupid worthless guy. Spencer is the whole reason any of this has happened. i know they want to make drama and everything on the show.. but seriously thats not the way to do it.

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it's really sad that heidi can not thk 4 herself! how could she let a dumb guy come b4 a great friendship...she is a brainwashed bimbo who is so naieve. i feel sry 4 her, tho. lc was an amazn friend and 4 heidi 2 choose an insincere loser over a true friend is devastating. one day, however, she will take the blinders off and come 2 her senses!

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heidi is so blind and deaf he is so ugly and hes telling her the things she wants to hear

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It's pathetic that these people's lives have so much drama in it that it can make it's own TV show. They may be celebrities but they sure aren't real actors