The Hills Recap: Lauren & Heidi Fight, Spencer Sucks
We're like, totally over Spencer.
So is Lauren Conrad, whether or not he bought her a dozen roses.
Speaking of those flowers, whose intended recipient was in such question, which is sketchier: that Spencer would randomly bring them for Heidi on a lunch date, or that he would bring them for her to give to Lauren to make peace? Entertainment Weekly poses this very valid question.
So while the rift between Lauren and Heidi widened on last night's all-new episode of The Hills, Lauren was hanging with recent Heidi nemesis Audrina Patridge, dissecting the Spencer sitch and eating leftovers.
"Are we eating at the table?" Lauren mused. "Look at us adults."
She then analyzed the relationship between Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag for the 800th time, and predicted (shockingly) that it won't end well.
"I just have the feeling that it's going to be really bad," LC said.
For our part, we seriously can't wait until we can stop talking about that jackass Spencer. Seriously. I mean, even poor, innocent Whitney Port could speak of nothing else during our obligatory Teen Vogue office scene.
The only thing worse? Actually listening to Spencer himself talk. This is a guy who we just learned concocted a scheme in which Brody Jenner would rise to fame by making Nicole Richie eat. We're serious.
Nevertheless, the cameras are fixated on Spencer as he's macking on some more girls. That is, before Lauren Conrad stepped in and had it out with him.
"Heidi gets me and she knows who I am," Spencer shot back.
Take that, LC! Who knows why Heidi comes back for more of his crap, really. But this is The Hills. And incidentally, Lauren - America's Sweetheart - really came into her own sticking up for her friend like that, even if Heidi didn't ask for any sticking up for. Or something.
We're oddly proud of Brody Jenner as well, and not just because he's made it his life's goal to date every reality show star in California. The way he was able to stop trying to get Lauren into bed long enough to defend his friend, creep though he may be, was admirable.
"Of course he was a little bit wrong" Hollywood's most eligible bachelor said of Spencer, "But maybe he feels a little threatened by you."
Then it was back to those pretty, confusion-inducing roses for a few final plot twists. To recap, Spencer shows up with the roses at lunch; then Heidi tosses them to Lauren at home and implies he'd bought them to make amends. Now Spencer blabs to Brody, "Lauren thinks I got her a dozen roses, but it's like, 'Yeah, right, I'm not spending a dollar on you.'"
Then, during the climactic blow-up between Lauren and Heidi at home, Lauren was wondering, "Why would he buy me flowers?" Heidi finally cleared it all up: "I said it like a joke." Ooooh, good one. Apparenly Lauren wasn't so amused either, as this (weirdly) seemed to be the final straw that sent her stomping into her room and slamming the door.
What's to become of the LC-Heidi rift? Is Spencer out of the picture for good? We doubt we'll be that lucky. But here's hoping. Loser.
February 27th, 2007 12:03 AM
I love LC, she is growing more and more on the show. Im sick to death with Heidi and Spencer. Brody is a reality whore. He has to use these women to get seen and to defend his scumbag friend shows me how he is. He's just like Spencer except he's better looking. Jen is no kind of friend to LC and I just felt so bad for her on the last episode. Giving her best friend diamonds and for what. To get back stabbed. LC is awesome, Audrina and Whitney are awesome. Heidi, Spencer and Brody can all move in together and maybe Brody can go to Maui next and date one of the girls from Maui fever, they aren't that bright, they may fall for him, lol:)
March 1st, 2007 3:01 PM
I'm mortified that anyone would treat their best friend the way that Heidi & Jen did - towards L.C.. L.C. needs some new friends and unfortunately long life friends don't last as we get older. Its sad but true. My childhood best friend was relocated to WA State by my parents - picked her up from the airport (I was 18 - years ago) anyways Chris slept with my then boyfriend her first night back in town! Not even worth continuing a friendship after that. Heidi totally lied to LC too - "I didn't do anything" whatever her dumb blonde routine won't last long...she baited Jen to "go for Broody" both he and Spencer are idiots and not all that good looking either. Girls you can do MUCH better and YES LC friendship should trump a boyfriend anyday - boyfriends come and go....best friends "Should" be forever. Hearts out to LC for getting dumped on but looks like you have some other friends out there like Whitney and Audrina who truly care for you as a person. Dump Heidi and Jen! OMG and can't even believe the super nice birthday present and 4 minutes after giving it to Jen she's scheming on how to hook up with a guy you're seeing? UGH! Heidi and Jen are trash and should be thrown out -
March 2nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Ok....can't agree more here. Those "friends" are trash bags...really. I had a best friend, she is no longer my friend at all. Since she introduced me to my boyfriend who I have been dating for 2 years, she got jealous of our relationship and went evil and PSYCHO on me... Well SHE ended up becoming best friends with my BOYFRIENDS EX girlfriend who he dated for years...and I got her a diamond necklace for her birthday too, for what?? HER TO BACKSTAB me and my lover? Lauren needs to get those biotches AWAY from her for good....paybacks a biotch. And justice will be served to those LOSERS in this world who are supposed to be on your side, but end up becoming your enemy under their own wishes.
March 3rd, 2007 10:24 PM
god i feel like lauren at this very moment...friends acting like total assholes....screwing with you....i cannot believe heidi and that other girl would do that to lauren....i can't believe my stupid friends would do that to me either....but it's life....i really hope things go well for lauren...she deserves the best....
March 6th, 2007 9:45 AM
I personally think this show is a rediculous waste of time and is the most pointless show ive ever seen in my life. I could not stand to sit down for more then 6 minutes to watch a bunch retarded rich kids complain about other retarded rich kids...life is not that bad morons. Also to a shitty show based on talking about a shitty show is even shittier and everyone on there could be 12 year olds. (aftershow) And i feel sorry for all the people who live their lives staring into a box watching people live theirs.... Thank you for your time which im sure you dont need anyway, because in fact it could be worse....you could be watching the hills
March 7th, 2007 12:16 PM
i feel really bad for lauren because heidi has no right treating lauren like she has. lauren has only been there for her but heidi is taking advantage of that.
March 15th, 2007 1:19 PM
I THINK SPENCER IS USIND HUIDI I DONT THINK HE LOVES HER I THINK HE DOES. AND JEN AND HUIDI CAN DO THAT TO LAUREN JEN IS A RANDOM GIRLTHAT DOESENT LOOK GOOD WITH BRODY ONLY LAUREN DOES AND HEIDI IS HER FRIEND AND SHE KNOS LAUREN LIKES HIM SO SHE SHOULDINT STAB HER IN THE BACK........
March 26th, 2007 6:25 PM
i agree i dont lke spencer he is brekin up lauren and heidis friendship and he probably wnats to break up their friendship because he dosnt like lauren so hes probably using heidi i dont think heidi should of ever gave spencer another chance
March 27th, 2007 7:02 PM
I honestly just want to kill Spencer. He is such an ass to Heidi. Like on the previews for the finale he is talking to Heidi about how he is going to stop having situations like the Playboys and then they show him talking to Brody saying he's not going to change. And then there is Heidi who is just giving in to his pressure and I think she needs to a good slap to wake up and see what a fag Spencer is.
March 29th, 2007 2:47 PM
I hate Heidi and her whiney voice soooooooooooo much that I watch the show. She is such an ugly, whiney, lying bitch! It is so annoying. I don't even know how any man is attracted to that whineyness. Please get her out of the spotlight!
April 7th, 2007 1:00 AM
Spencer is using Heidi for publicity. Spencer is Brody's PR guy. The rumor of the LC-Jason sex tape could have been the evil work of Spencer, or masterminded by the Hills Producers, and/or even...the producers planted the seed and used Spencer as a tool. Heidi & Spencer are characters, note the bad acting..very flat & predictable. WAKE UP, laugh at yourself for wasting time watching them. I am guilty, I watched but now it all seems so scripted to me.
April 14th, 2007 7:44 PM
Spencer is a SCUM BAG & Brody & Heidi are his puppets. Neither Brody nor Heidi have enough brains or backbone to stand up to the slimebag. Heidi owes Lauren a HUGE apology for the Jen Bunny situation. If she is lucky, Lauren may give her the time of day. Lauren is a classy woman who deserves so much better than the company of these air-headed, self-centered, media whores.
April 17th, 2007 1:01 PM
I love you LC. She is growing into such a great young women. I am so sorry about her friendship with Heidi. Heidi is so lost in love that she doesn't see what a scumbag Spencer is with his fake teeth. I hope that LC will find a way to forgive Heidi when the relationship with Spencer ends. Heidi get ready to beg LC for forgiveness remember firends always first...not jerks.
April 22nd, 2007 6:06 PM
I luv Heidi I hate spencer i hope she does not move in with that ass hole and i feel bad 4 LC
May 24th, 2007 2:52 PM
omgggg
i love spencer..
July 1st, 2007 7:45 PM
i love heidi and lauren!
but spencer [ i know him ] hes a jerk a big one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 13th, 2007 5:53 AM
I love LC and Heidi. Heidi is not a bad person at all, she's just brainwashed by that stupid ass Spencer. Omg I hate him so much. He's ugly and retarted. I wish he'd disappear and Heidi and Lauren would just be able to have their friendship back to where it was before.
August 15th, 2007 1:38 AM
Well...I love the way Lauren is, she seems like a really nice person, and im sure she is, although i dont know her i know she deserves better friends. i dont hate Heidi, i think shes confused and brain washed by that idiot called Spencer, i think he's such a jerk, honestly, i can even stand the way he talks, and well...I dont have words to describe how bad is what Heidi and Jen did to Lauren, i mean, they betrayed her, but i hope they get the chance to talk about that and become friends again, but i must confess that in the place of Lauren i would like to kill them. I want someone to rip spencer's head off :)
that'll be really nice.
hehe
August 15th, 2007 1:20 PM
OMG...No...i know who started the rumors about L.C.>>> it was Heidi. i know this bcuz @ the end of the 3 season premeire, it showed what was gonna happen the next show. it shows Lauern and Jason @ a table on a date and Spencer [[[ JERK>>>I WANNA PUNCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]] and Heidi [[[ LOVE HER>>>BUT SHE"S BRAINWASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]] and heidi tells Spencer..." i guess their back in the movie making bussness!!! OMG...it was SOOO HEIDI...and now i dont lik eher either!!!! I WISH her, Spencer { especially }, Brody and all them would move away and LC, Me(Audrina),Whitney And Lo could be bff's!!!
August 20th, 2007 3:10 PM
k...i love lauren..and heidi...but spencer seems so fake and is all raped in the drama cuz of the show!i think it couldve been heidi and spencer but honestly we all dont know for sure...i mean there is no proof..and if i were lauren i would get some better recourcers!i think that what happened to lauren is sad but common girl...you've got lots of fans that got your back!
as for spencer...
go jump off a cliff!
September 2nd, 2007 11:34 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE BUT LOVE BUT LOVE LAUREN MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!SHEZ THE BEST!!!!!!!I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
September 3rd, 2007 9:31 PM
It's pathetic that these people's lives have so much drama in it that it can make it's own TV show. They may be celebrities but they sure aren't real actors
September 11th, 2007 4:54 PM
heidi is so blind and deaf he is so ugly and hes telling her the things she wants to hear
September 22nd, 2007 4:27 AM
Spencer is a douche bag, and Heidi is the most annoying/un-sttractive girl ever. Her voice is like nails on a chalk board, and she is not pretty what so ever. Spencer is a nerd. He has no friends, and everytime you see him, he has a stupid shit-eating grin on his face. It's like talk like a human, you don't need to constantly be grinning. If I were to ever see him I would deck him one in the face. Spencer and Heidi are perfect for each other in that, no one likes either of them. That dumb bitch stole a co-workers job, and he, well does he even have a job, or does mommy and daddy pay for everything. I would approve of them being strapped in a rocket and launched at the sun.
October 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
it's really sad that heidi can not thk 4 herself! how could she let a dumb guy come b4 a great friendship...she is a brainwashed bimbo who is so naieve. i feel sry 4 her, tho. lc was an amazn friend and 4 heidi 2 choose an insincere loser over a true friend is devastating. one day, however, she will take the blinders off and come 2 her senses!