And in other shocking news, a Kim Kardashian sex tape may be purchased by numerous men.
Here she is, needing help to get back on her feet at a post-Super Bowl bash in Miami over the weekend.
Sure, it may have been Reid's fake, giant boobs that caused her to topple over - but odds are that alcohol played a vital role in this slip-up.
We're not saying it's time for an intervention or anything. Reid's antics entertain us all. But perhaps Tara Conner should give the actress a call and let her know what such behavior can lead to:
An awkward interview with Matt Lauer.
Just think about that fate, Ms. Reid.