But how will readers vote when it's one woman against herself?
Such is the dilemma you now face, fans, as Paris Hilton is coming at you in multiple ways. No, one of them isn't staring straight ahead as a guy has her way with her from behind - we've covered that already. Sorry.
Neither is one of them a picture of Paris Hilton nude, as that's easy enough to come by these days. But here are shots of Paris dressed like the sexy starlet Stavros Niarchos knows and likes - along with Paris dressed like the conservative business woman about whom former Miss USA Susie Castillo would probably gush.
Which look do you prefer?