Pete Wentz is So Not Dating Loser Ashlee Simpson
Unfortunately for Ashlee Simpson, she's a no talent hack and has gotten more plastic surgery than our main man Michael Jackson. Well, okay. That's a lie. But she's chasing his record!
Oh, and also sadly for Jessica Simpson's younger sister: the guy she's been kicking it with doesn't want to be her boyfriend.
Apparently, holding hands and making out on a regular basis with Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy fame doesn't make her girlfriend material.
Wentz insists he and Ashlee Simpson are not an item, telling Rolling Stone:
"Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one," Wentz says. "I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles."
Hey, Pete: Britney Spears is supposed to be getting out of rehab in 30-45 days. Mark it on your calendar. Or just wait until tomorrow when she escapes out the window.Â
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April 5th, 2009 10:17 PM
pete wentz is the hotties guy ever?
January 18th, 2009 6:27 PM
i lov pete so much and ashlee is a fukin dog i hate her and pete you can do so much beter than that skank lov ya the hol of fob pete patrik joe andy
December 13th, 2008 10:12 PM
hate her so much!!! she doesnt like his music, -how dare that cow!!!- has her hair dyed more than i do, -i think she wears wig now right??- and im sure she was STONED when she nemed that kid, -COME ON BRONX MOWGLI!!!!?????- she has no talent -did anyone see that episode of SNL? youtub it- oooh thers just tooo much to say about that evil lip-synching cow lol. and seriously bethany learn how to type
November 15th, 2008 2:28 PM
I Think That Ashlee And Pete Make A Ryt Nice Couple
So Leave Em Alone
Anyone Who Says They Dont Like Ashlee Is Just Saying This Coz There Proper Jelous..
They Both Are Proper Talented...
And To Be Honest Ur All Saying Pete Is Too Fit For Ashlee
And Am Not A Lesbian Or Owt...
But You All Know Shes Proper Bonny...
And Hes Fit...
So They Make A Great Couple...
And All You People That Are Jelous...
I Think You Should Get Used To It Seen As They Have A Baby Now...
I Bet The Baby Is Proper Stunnin...
But I Think You All Should Get Over It
Coz Your Just JELOUS!
(: Pete and ashlee make a proper good couple (:
End Of!
August 15th, 2008 7:21 PM
hi!!
solo una cosa plis no digan nada malo de peter por que ustedes se la pelan mugre bola de celosos y ashlie pues digamos que no me caey muy bien pero solo se que peter no se merese a ashlie, ashlie es una bitch.
I LOVE PETER!!
I LOVE PETER!!
I LOVE PETER!!
May 22nd, 2008 10:17 AM
i love you emily you would look so much better with pete wentz ; i love him hes so amazinggg <3
she needs to be with him instead of ugly ashleee <3
May 22nd, 2008 10:16 AM
i love you chelsea amanda (: <3
May 22nd, 2008 10:14 AM
i think they are the most ugliest couple in the entire world and he would look way better with my friend emily <3 she so loves you pete wentz <3
April 23rd, 2008 8:13 PM
I am NOT jealous of Ashley. I think shes UGLY. She has no talent and is only famous because of her sister jessica. Pete can do SOOOOO much better than her. She is EWWW
April 4th, 2008 10:52 PM
Yay Pete is smart and not dating that slut.good job pete,luv ya!