Pete Wentz is So Not Dating Loser Ashlee Simpson

Unfortunately for Ashlee Simpson, she's a no talent hack and has gotten more plastic surgery than our main man Michael Jackson. Well, okay. That's a lie. But she's chasing his record!

Oh, and also sadly for Jessica Simpson's younger sister: the guy she's been kicking it with doesn't want to be her boyfriend.

Apparently, holding hands and making out on a regular basis with Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy fame doesn't make her girlfriend material.

Wentz insists he and Ashlee Simpson are not an item, telling Rolling Stone:

"Maybe in a different universe, we'd be some hot couple, but not in this one," Wentz says. "I'm attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there's no shortage of that in Los Angeles."

Hey, Pete: Britney Spears is supposed to be getting out of rehab in 30-45 days. Mark it on your calendar. Or just wait until tomorrow when she escapes out the window. 

So Not a CoupleF*%k, Who am I Dating?


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  1. noname Says:

    ashlee ain't no loser pete is

  2. anonimo Says:

    pete buscate a alguien no famoso y que en verdad te ame como yo pero tengo 13 añitos si tuviera 20 te iria a buskar ,ashlee te esta usando para olividar asu ex

  3. kenndra Says:

    eew ashlee is a lose pete is just hot whoever said pete is a loser is a bitch

  4. kenndra Says:

    whatever anomino said in spanish about pete if it is bad u suck but if it is good u rock and i will find out what it says cause my spanish friend will tell me

  5. kenndra Says:

    one more thing ashlee SUCKS pete ROCKS AND IS FREAKIN HOT

  6. Anastaisha Says:

    I luv Pete but hate Ashley

  7. Anastaisha Says:

    I LOVE Pete but I HATE Ashley

  8. becca Says:

    omg you guys are so mean. ashlee and pete make a cute couple.... jeeze....why would you waste your time writting time stuff about her. i smell jealouseyy!

  9. ashey Says:

    i love you.ASHLEE NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.I'M ALWAYS BELIVE IN YOU. AND ALWAYS WILL.

  10. ashle Says:

    love ya.

  11. ashey Says:

    and you know what.... nobody want to be a loser.

  12. Natalie Herriges nat_skateboarder@yahoo.com Says:

    Omg Ashlee is a little stuck up bitch and needs to get her head out of her ass and she wonders y? everyone thinks she's a disty blonde ummmm... maybe jeesica s. big sis'. And you whatever you know from the base of ppl meaning this site and otherslike this why do you sit around doing sumthin for it to make it happen when there's not always a case clam the hell down ppl and live with it!!!!
    If u like Pete and you love him live with it because he's happy with who he is with!!!
    And if you love Ashlee you know I may not like the girl she made mistakes but she needs to love and for sumone to love her back!!! So let them be happy TOGETHER!!!

  13. Erica Says:

    pete is sexii ashley is fuckin ugle and a fake and who eva said pete is a loser is tha loser so yeah get ova it

  14. Catherine Says:

    O my god, u group of geeks, can u jealous dudes not just realise that they look quite good together and it has only been in the press that theyre not together coz of nosey people like you!!!
    Leave em be, theyre dating and yeah, the girlys out there would LOVE to be Ashlee rite now and u chaps would like to be pete. Young love, its kinda cute dont you think? I respect his choice, although (not that Im a jealous person...) it should be me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ive alot of respect for pete, he is who he is and he aint ashamed, good lad. Love ya x

  15. Tab Says:

    OMG! PETE WENTZ IS F@$#&*% HOT! HIM AND ASHLEE MAKE THE SUCKIEST COUPLE. IF THEY WERE TO HOOK UP AGAIN IT WOULD BE LIKE CIARA AND RYAN ROSS HOOKING UP!

  16. zig Says:

    I man iu am as mad as any body about him dating ANYONE ( but me ) but seryousely leave him alone it is HIS life ... right !!!!!!!

  17. Devon Says:

    They're not a couple my ASS!!!!!!!! Its so obvious that they're together its sickening.OH! and get a room. But Pete, I still luv u.

  18. ßêthänÿ «¯–_•_–¯» Says:

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  19. ßêthänÿ «¯–_•_–¯» Says:

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  20. ILurvPete Says:

    oh my god how hot is pete..i wundt say no to him anyday he is just so fit. he goes out with who he wants so you jelious people just go and bang sum1 ya own age coz it dnt luk like hes going to be taking any notice coz how wud he any way go and praise pete coz nobody ya own age likes ya byebye..

  21. UrieLover Says:

    Pete is awesome but this is no help uhg! i want to know when he was dating Hayden! does anyone have any clue?

  22. Pete Lover Says:

    To:ashley.........so you believe in a lip sinka hay wel no wunda her new song is caled when i was ivisible cause we wish she was and she thinks she isnt now wel in my eyes she is.To:becca......no ashlee and pete dont look cute together but pete and avril wood look so cute together and we take our time writing about her cause we want pete to have beta and dur you smell jealousy cause most of us want pete HELO

  23. ashlee Says:

    hey pete

    brittey and u will make a gud couple ur both fukn mental you are a fukn porno shown ur smaall minut dik my small green bananas bigger so go get a penis enlarger you need it im serious and ur penis entered a tiny penis comotion and it won 1st prise it mesared 1 cemeter soooooo the next time u flash that small thing you call a dik then dont p.s u were an idol but now ........ur a hairy dogs cock

  24. Staanakaalicia Says:

    Pete and Ashlee will never happen like Pete says... Dudes you lot are sad... For ever and always your wanabe Mises Wentz

  25. nikki Says:

    omg i think they make agood couple but pete is to hotttttttt 4 ashlee! by the way i love you pete!


    YOUR SO HOTTTTTT!

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