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Whoa, Ellen DeGeneres is the host?!?

Eddie Murphy didn't win best supporting actor?!?

Janet Jackson and Oprah

The Color Purple isn't nominated?!?

Yes, talk show queen Oprah Winfrey was shocked at a few of the results from last night's Oscars telecast. She watched it at the Vanity Fair Oscar party in West Hollywood, sitting alongside Grammy winner Mary J. Blige.

One outcome Oprah was probably happy to see was Jennifer Hudson taking home the award for Best Supporting Actress.

Did Beyonce Knowles feel the same way? We'll leave that up to you to interpret.

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It doesn't get much more pornographic than the recent Antonella Barba blowjob photos. However, a case could be made that girl with her mouth full in those pics is not actually the American Idol contestant.

The same can't be said for the Antonella Barba pictures below.

These are definitely the New Jersey native; posed for, wet, wild and yearning to be nude. All of a sudden, Katie Rees really does face stiff, lewd competition... 

We have no idea if these pics will get Barba thrown off Idol or not. But we do know that Britney Spears should send the singer a box of chocolates - who's gonna pay attention to a shaved head when these photos are floating around?!?

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Well before her nervous breakdown, Britney Spears' life was marked by drugs, steamy sexual encounters and at least one near-overdose.

At least that's what her first husband, Jason Alexander, claims.

She Calls the Shots

We talked earlier about how Daniel Baldwin of all people reached out to Spears, his fellow rehab cohort. Now Alexander, who was married to Britney for less than three days in 2004, decided to break his silence about her hard living because:

"I am really worried that she will wind up like Anna Nicole Smith and be found dead."

Does that make Jason Alexander her Howard K. Stern?

Not at all. But he does have some more thoughts on his ex with the shaved head.

"I have never said anything about Britney and drugs before but I am very, very concerned about her," he tells Britain's Sunday Mirror. "She needs help. I don't want to see her life come to an end."

Britney Spears' childhood sweetheart tells the paper that he nearly saw her overdose on ecstasy in the days before they got married.

"I think we took too much," Alexander admits. "We were taking capsules with pure MDMA inside. It wasn't pressed up into a tablet. It was the purest of the pure. I am a pretty big guy and at the time I was weighing 220 lbs and was extremely fit. We took two of those things. And it knocked my d--k in the dirt. Then it hit her and it hit her hard. In that situation, your body temperature heats up and you can die. She was sweating and overheating and her breathing was getting real slow. Other people were panicking. But we got her out the back and up to the suite. I took her into the bathroom and threw her into the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving."

Alexander said he decided to come forward with his stories after being offered money seeing the disturbing photos of a bald Britney Spears going ape-$h!t and attacking a car with an umbrella following her escape from rehab.

Spears has since checked back into rehab for a third time.

"She needs to knock herself down from the pedestal she thinks she is on and remember she's just a country girl," said Alexander, pictured below with Shar Jackson. "She needs a break. She should be looking after her kids - not shaming herself by doing drugs."

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Britney Spears seems "a little fearful" but is "doing the do."

That's according to her rehab compatriot, Daniel Baldwin.

Remade Star

One of the lesser-known Baldwin brothers, Daniel says he's now been sober for 97 days and recently ran into the train wreck pop princess in Malibu.

"I told her if she needed anything or if she wanted me to bring anything to her where she's at, I'd be happy to come see her," Baldwin told Us Weekly after meeting the troubled singer in the midst of an epic downward spiral.

"She's doing great; she looks great," added Baldwin, saying he gave Britney Spears his number after running into her two days ago in Malibu.

"She seemed like she was a little fearful," he continued. "I mean, she's a young girl - I have kids older than her. I think that she knows that she needs some help, and God bless her. All we can do is pray. That's what I want people to do: Pray for her."

Baldwin, who was arrested in April on charges of being under the influence and carrying cocaine paraphernalia, said he left Britney - who's back in rehab for a third try at getting clean - with some simple advice:

"Don't drink. Don't use."

Good news, Brit - there's nothing in that mantra about not marrying losers. Then again, Kevin Federline is looking like a steady influence these days.

"It's really simple," said the brother of Stephen Baldwin. "One thing I mentioned to her is if you took a look at how much effort you put into going out - at least for me - going out and using and doing the things we do, compared to how much effort you need to do to stay sober, it's infinitesimal on a comparison basis."

We hope Britney Spears understands what that means.

We sure as hell don't. But then again, we've been too busy staring at the Antonella Barba pictures circulating around the web to pay attention.

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This picture says it all, doesn't it?

Look at Jennifer Hudson: loud, proud, an Academy Award winner in her very first feature film appearance.

In Marie Claire

Then there's Beyonce.

Poor, quiet, non-nominated Beyonce.

Sure, the Dreamgirls co-star looks sort of happy.

And, granted, she does have a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover in which she can take pride. But she doesn't have a little gold statue, or the attention that comes along with it.

So who knows if the feud between Beyonce and Hudson is real or not. All we can say for sure is that American Idols past and present are getting all the luck these days:

Hudson dominating the Oscars; Katharine McPhee getting to second base with Tyra Banks; Antonella Barba blowjob pics on the minds of men everywhere.

How can Beyonce - or anyone - compete with that?

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We're sure that her body is a wonderland. Now, according to the boyfriend of Jessica Simpson, a relationship with the beauty is like a trip to Disneyland. It's a lot of fun.

After being pressed numerous times about his fling with the new brunette, John Mayer is done holding back his feelings.

Totally Covered Up

When asked by Time Out New York, "So, what about Jessica? According to Extra, you can't deny you're a couple anymore," Mayer shot back: "I don't think I've ever denied it. When did I deny it?"

Adds Mayer, whose fans might think the crooner and the pop star are an odd match: "I'm having the best time of my life, so if the names don't make sense to people, that's so small to me."

Wow, a zinger from Mayer to his fans.

Must mean he either doesn't care about them - or does care about the older sister of Ashlee Simpson a whole bunch.

Mayer was most recently quizzed by Ryan Seacrest about Simpson on the red carpet at the Grammy Awards. He answered the American Idol host in Japanese and suggested, "Find a Japanese person and decode it."

The translated answer? "She's a lovely woman and I'm glad to be with her."

But is that still the case, now that Jessica has dyed her famous blonde hair a gross redish brown? We assume so.

After all, Mayer better keep saying the right things - unless he wants Crazy Joe Simpson to beat him down with a tire iron.

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Anna Nicole Smith had a bright future ahead of her.

So says Kim Walther to Entertainment Tonight. The former personal assistance to Anna told the show that Smith's greatest role still was ahead of her.

Playboy Bunny

"She wanted five more kids, and she had whole chests full of girl clothes that she had been saving over the years," Walther, who was known as "Kimmie" on the 2004 E! reality program The Anna Nicole Show, tells ET.

"I hope I'm given [the opportunity to tell baby Dannielynn about her mother one day]," she adds. "I just want her to know that her mom really was an amazing person, and loved her, and I would like to tell her the good things, you know?"

But does Walther know the answer to the pressing paternal issue: Larry Birkhead of Howard K. Stern?

"[Anna] told me she didn't know who the father was," says Walther, who then goes on to say, "She told me, let's see â€" I guess around Christmastime or shortly after New Year's â€" that Howard K. Stern was the baby's father."

Walther also says she was a witness to Smith's signing of her will.

"I haven't recently read the will, so I can't really say what's in there," says Walther. "I do know that at the time she signed it, she was sound, mind and body, and that's what she had intended."

Walther also wishes people would leave Stern alone. She doesn't believe he harmed Anna or her late son, Daniel. The assistant had no comment on Dr. Sandeep Kapoor.

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Katharine McPhee has big boobs.

The Hollywood Gossip staff could tell this simply by looking at a picture of the singer in a low-cut dress. Apparently, though, Tyra Banks needed to actually feel for herself.

Tyra Banks at Time Gala

The talk show host recently welcomed last year's American Idol runner-up to the program with your basic squeeze of the breasts. McPhee looks a tad caught off guard, doesn't she? Perhaps she expected a handshake...

We're afraid to think about what CariDee English received from Tyra for winning America's Top Model.

Anyway, McPhee can at least take comfort in the fact that this is far from the most humilating picture of a former or current American Idol contestant to hit the Internet today.

Antonella Barba probably wishes she were caught having her chest investigated by Banks. As opposed to, you know, going down on some random dude.

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At least Brandon Davis - oil heir, Hollywood club regular and certifiable waste of space - is doing some fun things with his free time. Which in his case means every minute of every day.

Last month, our favorite Bear of Grease took a Hawaiian vacation, where he coughed up at least one lung and roasted like a pig. But that was nothing compared to this:

Kim and Brandon

This week, Paris Hilton's best buddy and Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend showed off some serious adventurousness - and crotch - in a tandem parachute outing.

Just be glad we're not bringing you any closeups of his package - those Antonella Barba blowjob pics were more than enough male genitalia for one day, thank you very much.

Anyway, in this picture, Davis is skydiving with a dude who looks a hell of a lot like Kevin Federline... though Mr. Britney Spears was most likely elsewhere, taking care of his kids like a responsible adult. The scary thing? We're serious.

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Celebrities always walk a fine line between welcoming publicity and trying to live privately. Unfortunately, it's hard to have it both ways.

Steamy Scene

Take Britney Spears for instance.

She almost literally grew up before the cameras in the Mickey Mouse Club along with Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake.

As a teen, she became a megastar and has been in the public eye ever since. There was even a (crappy) reality show about her marriage to Kevin Federline.

But now she's in full-on train wreck mode.

The singer with the shaved head has a mountain of personal problems, and if you combine that with the stress of not getting to see her kids whenever she wants, it may have been what pushed the star over the edge Wednesday.

As we reported yesterday, Spears came by K-Fed's pad in Tarzana, Calif., to see her young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, but FedEx refused to let the troubled pop star inside.

Fuming, she stopped by a gas station afterward and unleashed her fury on a photographer's car with an umbrella (breaking the umbrella in the process) before jumping back in her vehicle and speeding away.

She resurfaced later that night at Promises Malibu Treatment Center, where she checked into rehab for the second time this week and the third time in a month - of course, Brit bailed twice after less than 24 hours.

This really isn't funny. The important thing is that Spears is now getting the help she needs. But anyway, are some hilarious pictures of her freaking the f*%k out.

PHOTO CREDITS: x17online.com

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