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Paging Dr. Luke!

No not Luke Perry. We're talking about "Dr. Luke" Gottwald, the hot-shot record producer behind some of the biggest pop hits of the last few years. That's who our girl Britney Spears was visiting the other day, according to Us Weekly.

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick at VMAs

Spears' incompetent manager, Larry Rudolph, says she's been recording some tracks for her upcoming album (due out this fall) with the Doc the rest of this week at the Palms Casino Resort's private recording studio.

Dr. Luke is the man behind Kelly Clarkson's hit songs "Since U Been Gone" and "Behind These Hazel Eyes," among other hits. He's also written and produced for Avril Lavigne, Pink and the Backstreet Boys.

Apparently, he's the best. Says a pal of Brit's involved with the CD:

"She's working with the best."

We're told, shockingly, that Britney is traveling with her two boys, Jayden James and Sean Preston, so hopefully that's not too big a distraction.

In other news, Britney was apparently worried that a thin shirt might allow a pack of paparazzi to see a little more than she'd prefer, and made sure to keep her breasts covered up as she emerged from a gas station bathroom yesterday during a road trip with new boyfriend (of practically an entire month) Isaac Cohen.

Allow us to remind you, Britney, that:

  • You have the option of not wearing a see-through shirt.
  • You went through a phase in which you wore no pants and provided us with one great crotch shot after another, so there's really no point in being modest now.
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by Mischalova at

The future of Lane Garrison looks almost as bleak as that of his murdered character on Prison Break.

Blood tests have revealed that the actor had more than twice the legal limit of alcohol in his system and was under the influence of cocaine during the fatal crash that killed a 17-year-old boy in December.

Lane Garrison and Ashley Mattingly

A spokesman for the Beverly Hills Police Department announced today that his department has recommend that the L.A. County District Attorney file a felony charge of gross vehicular manslaughter against Garrison, an even more serious charge than the one planned against Brandy.

The D.A. received the police file today and the case is under review. If charges are filed and Garrison is convicted, he faces a maximum of ten years in prison.

According to cops, Garrison's blood alcohol level was worse than Tara Conner on a typical night out: at least .16.

Cops also recommended that Garrison be prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

The actor met Vahagn Setian and two 15-year-old girls hours before the crash. The teens invited the actor to a party, where people who attended tell TMZ.com they saw Garrison drink and snort cocaine.

Stephen Colbert would not be proud.

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Looks like Kevin Federline is just piling up the job offers.

Wow. We certainly never thought that line would grace the pages of The Hollywood Gossip. What's next? Nicole Richie piling up food on her plate?

Britney, Jason, Kevin

Speaking of food, it looks like K-Fed is making a run for the border - Taco Bell style. Appropriate, given that ex Britney Spears was such a big fan of their D-grade grub.

An open letter to FedEx was obtained by that ass bag Perez Hilton, and, in it, Taco Bell's CEO invites Federline to work for the fast food chain for an hour.

Federline, of course, is making headlines for the new Super Bowl commercial he made with Nationwide Insurance, in which he lampoons himself as a fry cook.

The exec says that anyone who actually shows up to watch Kev scoop beef and fold tortillas will get free food.

The letter also notes K-Fed's odd proclamation last year that his kids would have to work at Taco Bell, regardless of how rich they are.

Jayden James would be rolling in his grave right now if he could see this. Or were dead.

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Tara Conner has a fan in The Hollywood Gossip.

And Donald Trump.

Evidently, though, not everyone believes in second chances for coked up, promiscuous party animals.

The 2003 Miss USA, Susie Castillo, told Complex magazine that Tara's escapades have "tarnished [the crown] for a very long time now" and that "it's not the job of Miss USA to be in rehab."

Well then, Susie Castillo - if that is your real name - just what is the job of Miss USA? How what about Miss America? You better go inform Lauren Nelson before she lets you down, too.

We shudder to think of how you feel about Katie Rees, that hard-working former Miss Nevada who was stripped of her crown faster than she typically strips off her clothing every night.

In the future, we hope Castilla keeps her opinions to herself. Don't throw the first stone, ok? You probably think it's not the job of Isaac Cohen to buy underwear for Britney, either.

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