Sacha Baron Cohen's fiancee, Isla Fisher, will go to bed with Borat, the naive, instigative Kazakh reporter who exposed America as never before.

But refuses to sleep with one of Cohen's other comedic personas - the flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporter, Bruno.

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ESPN's Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy, is famous for his long-winded, hilarious sports columns, being married to The Sports Gal, and for watching enough television to rot the brains of even the pop culture aficionados at T.H. Gossip.

That said, it's only appropriate that when asked to describe his feelings on Miami, site of tonight's Super Bowl XLI, Simmons turned to a young reality TV star we know and sort of love. Here's what Bill writes...

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