February 2007 Archives

Britney Spears, sex fiend? That's not hard to imagine.

Britney Spears, bald? That's a little more difficult to picture.

Until now.

Jayden James' mother reportedly checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua two days ago, checked out 24 hours later ... and then visited a salon on Southern California where a source says:"Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head ... [when the hairdresser refused] Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Seriously. We have the Britney Spears picture to prove it.

From there, the troubled singer and ex-wife of Kevin Federline headed over to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks. She proceeded to get a new permanent ink stain, a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist.

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

There's really not much else to be said about this bizarre behavior. We just hope Sean Preston Federline - who appears to follow his weird mommy's lead - doesn't get rid of his lovely locks.

And someone get Isaac Cohen on the phone.

He actually seemed like a calming influence on Brit.

Well, we can say this, folks: If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go as planned, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Get ready for this, guys. The troubled pop singer will send you, absolutely free, a sexy, pre-recorded story of your choice from her perfume's site.

The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Britney Spears to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words - which come together to make a fantasy. Get it? Fantasy is the name of the perfume.

For instance, you could have a breathy Britney ask you politely if you'd babysit Jayden James while she and Katie Rees hit the town for a night of tequila shots and girl on girl action.

Isaac Cohen, for his part, might have Brit suggest a kinky, all-night sex romp on a rotating bed in a suite with mirrored ceilings. Or something.

Sadly, we're guessing any requests involving Paris Hilton pussy are off-limits.

There are so many directions you could take this. But keep this in mind: with gift options such as a six-pack of beer available, it appears that even Britney's fantasies are trashy.

Just hope you don't get a call from Britney on crystal meth.

Why would Howard K. Stern commit murder?

Millions of dollars, of course.

Now that TMZ.com has obtained the will of Anna Nicole Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall), we can see how much of a role Stern played in it.

The will is dated July 30, 2001.

It was drafted prior to Dannielynn Hope being born; therefore it indicates that Anna only had a son.

The will - which you can read by clicking here - entrusts all of Anna's property and names Stern as executor. There's a lot of legal talk in it, but let's just say that Howard isn't likely to be a poor man after its carried out.

Donald Trump may soon have company on millionaire's row.

First, Kevin Federline.

Now, Donald Trump.

It seems like everyone, from the trailer trash to the penthouse elite, wants to enter the WWE ring.

K-Fed actually held his own against WWE champion, John Cena.

At Wrestlemania 23, we'll see if Trump can do the same when a competitor of his choosing goes up against one selected by WWE chairman, Vince McMahon. The man whose representative loses must shave his head.

How badly do you think Rosie O'Donnell is angling to have a say in that match?

Anyway, we'll let you know the final outcome. But our money is on The Donald. Maybe he'll get Tara Conner nude to be in his corner and distract the opponent.

Or he'll bribe his way to victory. Either way, we can't picture Trump with a shaved head. He'd look worse than Cisco Adler naked.

It's like that movie, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!

We never saw it. But apparently, a cute chick (Kate Bosworth) enters a contest and wins a date with a hunky movie star named Tad Hamilton (Josh Duhamel). Segue forthcoming.

Us Weekly is doing something similar with Hollywood's hottest bachelor, 23-year-old Brody Jenner. If you want to accompany The Hills star to a hot Hollywood party in April, you can enter Us' contest using a video stating why you should be Brody's date!

Should you win, you'll be following in the mostly hot, sometimes troubled footsteps of:

• Nicole Richie
• Kristin Cavallari
• Lindsay Lohan
• Lauren Conrad

Yeah. The guy's a player. Although we cannot figure out why he is famous exactly. Oh well, that hasn't stopped his step-sister, Kim Kardashian.

Entries will not be accepted until March 2, but start creating your submission now, and be sure to check out Brody's video diary (in which he explains what he likes in a gal).

On Grey's Anatomy last night, there was good news and bad news. First, the good news:

Denny Duquette came back! Granted, he was still dead. And his version of heaven involved a hospital gown and the company of another man. But we've sure missed that fella.

Now, the bad news: Meredith Grey is dead. Maybe. Doubtfully. But possibly. The character played by Ellen Pompeo was stuck under icy cold water for at least 20 minutes.

Maybe if fiance Chris Ivery did a better job of feeding the actress, this tragedy could've been avoided. Just sayin.

Anyway, the show will now face one of two fates:

1. Actually kill off a main character, following the lead of The OC and Marissa Cooper/Mischa Barton.
2. Bring Meredith back to life.

We're betting on the second possibility. It is called Grey's Anatomy, after all.

Then again, we wouldn't mind Autumn Reeser taking the place of Pompeo, either.

What does a star in her early 20s shop for in New York City? If you've been following various crotch shot queens of late, you'd probably assume they'd be shopping for some seriously sexy, slutty attire. But not so for Ashley Tisdale.

People Magazine had the pleasure of tagging along with Ashley on her CD release day, February 6, as she perused the racks at Scoop NYC. The girl's a born shopper - almost literally. She was discovered in a mall at age 3.

But in a store full of trendy threads, all she wants are sweats. What's more, "I like 'em baggy," she says. It nice to see that some stars, such as Ashley and Lauren Conrad, believe that more coverage can be sexy when it comes to clothes.

But the High School Musical star is not entirely innocent, guys. Interestingly, the first single of her new album is intriguingly titled, "He Said, She Said."

What's more, the track is written and produced by J.R. Rotem, the one-night fling of Britney Spears and a guy who personifies Andy Warhol's classic "15 minutes of fame" theory.

He's also worked with the blonde, singing likes of Paris Hilton and Hayden Panettiere, among others, on their respective albums.

With a resume like that, you know this is gonna be good! Well, at least 1,000 times better than anything Ashlee Simpson has never "sang."

Move over, Katie Rees.

A new sexy lady is coming to Las Vegas.

Us Magazine has learned that Carmen Electra is taking her sexy act to the Las Vegas strip this May to star in a magic/variety show with Dutch magician Hans Klok at the future home of the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

A source familiar with the deal says that Electra - who was a musical artist on Prince's record label prior to her Playboy, Baywatch, and MTV reality fame with ex-husband, Dave Navarro - will sing and dance in the show, which is set to debut on May 12.

The source did not specify if occasional Carmen friend, Kristin Cavallari, will make any appearances.

Electra will perform five shows a week in a 13-week run.

"She will be doing what she loves to do most," says a friend.

Sort of like Heather Mills kicking people with her fake leg.

Broward County has seen better days.

First, of course, Anna Nicole Smith passed away at a hotel in the area. It's been a media, paternity circus ever since.

Now, rapper Foxy Brown was arrested in Florida yesterday for battery and obstruction of justice. TMZ has obtained the rapper's mugshot taken Thursday and pictured here.

Foxy, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was booked by Pembroke Pines Police Department after a disturbance at a beauty supply shop.

According to the Broward County Sheriff's Office, Foxy was held on $1,500 bail for the two offenses.

Somewhere, Snoop Dogg was mighty proud of his charge.

The not-so-Foxy one was sentenced in New York last October to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail technicians.

She seems to have learned from her mistakes about as well as Britney Spears has learned to be a good parent.

Keith Urban says words can't describe the lessons he and his wife have learned from his recent stint in rehab.

"I can't really quantify it, because it's not a soundbite what we've learned," the singer said about himself and Nicole Kidman on Friday's Today show. "But," he added, "it's really profound."

Today's Matt Lauer, noting that things had looked good for Urban before he headed to rehab in October â€" he'd married Kidman just four months earlier, and was about to release a new album â€" asked why he later said life had been "unmanageable."

"This disease of addiction, you know, it's nothing to do with contentedness and happiness, because I had all of that," replied Urban, who has admitted to a past addiction to cocaine and previously underwent rehab in 1998. "But I wasn't doing what I should be doing to maintain the road I was on previously, so it was a big wake-up call to get back on the road."

Perhaps the statements made by Amanda Wyatt played a role in Keith's troubles, as well.

But not according to Urban, who just said "it was just time. I could see where it was going. It was coming at me in a way that was very apparent that this is not me, you know what I mean? I think anybody out there who is in this situation recognizes it's not me, it's something else."

Fortunately for fans, Kurban has survived. They're a strong pairing.

No naked picture of Cisco Adler is gonna break this couple up.