Congratulations, Aaron Carter. You're no longer the craziest, love stricken celebrity.
Carter, of course, declared his ever-lasting feelings for Kaci Brown after a whole seven days of knowing her. But at least he didn't walk down the aisle with the quasi stranger.
The same cannot be said for Nick Cannon. The Drumline star knew his girlfriend for three weeks before getting hitched. That's as many weeks of dating as number of times Britney Spears has gone to rehab.
But jokes about bald, formerly hot pop singer aside, Cannon met Selita Ebanks over Super Bowl weekend in Miami. A source says that the actor was immediately smitten with the Victoria's Secret model.
This insider also pointed out that such committment ran counter to Cannon's beliefs when he dated Kim Kardashian.
"The weird thing is when he and Kim [Kardashian] dated, he said he didn't believe in monogamy," said this reliable individual about the relationship that ended in January.
Meanwhile, Cannon and Ebanks are planning to hold a wedding reception in L.A. this weekend.