Just everyone else.
But the 36-year-old beauty, who recently pled guilty to misdemeanor assault charges for attacking a former housekeeper, says she takes responsibility for everything she does.
"I take responsibility for anything I do," she said.
It's a lesson that Howard K. Stern will undoubtedly learn one day. If not in Florida superior court, then in the fiery pits of HELL.
But that's neither here nor there. Speaking backstage at the Julien Macdonald fashion show in London, Naomi Campbell she doesn't read negative reports about herself.
"As long I've got my real friends and family and I know who's who then I'm fine."
Apparently she hasn't beaten everyone close to her, which is cool.
Earlier in the evening, she'd opened the show to rapturous applause from the audience and was later surrounded by pals congratulating her backstage at the London Hilton on Park Lane hotel.
On January 16, Campbell was sentenced to five days of community service and two days of anger management for throwing a cell phone that hit former housekeeper Ana Scolavino.
"This was an accident, because I did not intend to hit her," Campbell said.
Right. And Kim Kardashian didn't want that sex tape to get out and instantly make her 100 times more famous than she was beforehand.
At least other three former employees have claimed Campbell attacked them, in several cases with phones. In October she was arrested in London for allegedly assaulting her drug counselor.
Hey, at least Naomi is establishing herself as an equal-opportunity beater. Much like Paris Hilton is an equal-opportunity used human condom.
Asked by People about the numerous incidents, Campbell replied that she takes responsibility for anything she does, and is "pretty much" okay with herself these days.
Campbell is currently working on FashionWeekLive, an event bringing the best of the catwalk shows to various cities in the U.S., but she also continues her volunteer duties.
Someone's gotta get Naomi and Bobby Brown together.