After filming the beaches of Orange County in Laguna Beach (right) and the exotic tropics of Hawaii in Maui Fever, MTV is gearing up to do a new reality TV show about the lives of teenagers in glamorous... Brooklyn.
According to the Brooklyn Tech High School website, MTV is now casting at their school to do a pilot for a new reality show, called Brooklyn, based on the lives of the school's talented sophomores and juniors.
"With a student body of 4,000, BTHS represents the many faces of teenagers in Brooklyn," the school's website says. "Rich, poor, Asian, Black, White, Hispanic and everyone in between come here to learn."
Sure, a lot of students will be represented - as long as they are unbelievably hot, blonde and/or rich. Come on. We've all seen The Hills. Don't kid us, MTV. We demand Heidi Montag in a bikini and you know you're providing it!
The site goes on to tout the other great things about their school, none of which will ever have a chance in hell of being shown on MTV.
"BTHS offers the inspiration, education, values and glimmer of hope that all the other public schools are lacking."
Yeah, yeah. Education and stuff is great, but does it offer a hot alpha female (Kristin Cavallari) stealing the boyfriend of America's sweetheart, the girl next door (Lauren Conrad)? That's all that matters in the end.