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Embattled Miss USA Tara Conner, fresh out of rehab, is making the rounds on the talk show circuit in an attempt to rehabilitate her (oversexed, alcoholic) image.

Matt Lauer, host of NBC’s Today Show and universally recognized sexy beast, recently became one of the prime stops on Tara’s post-rehab tour.

Neither was into it.

Matt Lauer is a Bad Person
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As you can see, Lauer just wants bigger ratings. What is a sober, regretful Tara Conner going to do for him? Now she’s just another sweetheart from the South. He’d be better off bringing back Tom Cruise for another debate on the merits of psychiatry.

As for Miss Coke Head USA, her mind is clearly elsewhere as well. Like us, she can’t get those pictures of fellow disgraced beauty queen Katie Rees out of her head. We know Tara’s into girl on girl action, but keep it together, girl! You’re on TV!

Yeah. How these two even carried on a conversation is beyond us. But there’s little doubt that Chelsea Cooley and Tamiko Nash were fuming when they watched it.