Mandy Moore, DJ AM Continue Fake Relationship

We call shenanigans on you, Adam Goldstein.

And you too, Amanda Leigh Moore.

The "relationship" between the famous people better known as Mandy Moore and DJ AM is obviously just a publicity stunt. Aside from the fact that they seem totally mismatched, let's look at the evidence, shall we?

1. Moore conveniently has a new movie - Because I Said So - coming out very soon, and is begging for credibility as a serious actress. Despite being notoriously private about her personal life, she's suddenly Princess PDA when it comes to our favorite disc jockey. This is a bigger farce than Monday's episode of The Hills.

In fact, she engaged in a lip lock with AM in full view of hordes of paparazzi at the Sundance Film Festival, where she happens to have another film playing. Shocking. Wilmer Valderrama and Zach Braff roll over in their respective graves.

2. Since breaking up with ex-fiance Nicole Richie (dodged a bullet there, Adam!), DJ AM has openly stated how having a big-name girlfriend (please note that Michelle Trachtenberg doesn't qualify) helps him get better gigs. Talk about a relationship of convenience!

So don't be fooled by this charade. Of course, if Mandy Moore wanted to date this writer for publicity, that would be a different story. Call me - (213) FRE-EBRT.