Lindsay Lohan is Off Booze, On Top of Brody Jenner

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Rehab may have quenched the alcoholic thirst of Lindsay Lohan - but actress' crotch hunger is as strong as ever.

According to Us Weekly, Lohan has been sending uber-bachelor Brody Jenner sexy text messages for the last couple weeks. It's hard to say how Jenner's ex-girlfriends feel about such a development - perhaps because it's hard to keep track of them.

Perplexed Lindsay

First, there was Kristin Cavallari. Seems like ages ago, before Laguna Beach was part of the national lexicon.

Then, Brody got on Nicole Richie for a bit. But he almost broke her with his body weight and had to end that relationship in a hurry.

Finally, the last rich and famous broad that got Jenner-ed was Lauren Conrad. She's still on The Hills, just not in his heart.

Now, the magazine has somehow received word that one of Lohan's texts to Brody said all she wanted was some "McDonald's and sex."

We hope in the reverse order. One feels pretty sluggish after a Big Mac.

When asked about the exchange, Jenner responded: "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."

In other words: Yes, he went all Joe Francis on Linday's crotch of fire.

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