Not two celebrities you'd expect to see in the same post. But it's Valentine's Day, so anything's possible.
T.H. Gossip has learned that the star of The Hills and the self-proclaimed world's first supermodel have both been hit with Cupid's arrow!
So to speak.
TMZ tells us that Lauren Conrad recently stocked up on a bunch of the Strawberry Oil of Love and proclaimed, "I love it, it's my favorite!"
Brody Jenner could be in for a treat tonight.
Meanwhile, Janice Dickinson, who turns 55 on Thursday, can't get enough of the Strawberry Creme body souffles, which are perfect for giving that special someone a sensual massge.
While on her latest sexy shopping spree, Dickinson unabashedly shrieked:
"I f**king love Kama Sutra!"
There's not a whole lot else we can add to that.
But hey, at least Katie Rees has some people to go to for pointers if she ever wants to experiment.