Kim Kardashian is a Girl Gone Wild

This headline is as shocking as "Drunk Sienna Miller Defends Britney, Lindsay," we know.

Even though Kim Kardashian did not ask anyone on The Hollywood Gossip staff for career advice, though, we're gonna offer the sex fiend some:

• When you're trying to deny any participation in the release of a sex tape, it might be best to stay away from a guy who makes a living ... filming naked girls on tape.

Yes, that's Joe Francis with Kardashian.

They're posing at the Girls Gone Wild clothing line launch party.

And we probably don't have to mention the fact that pictures of him holding Paris Hilton's boobs were recently posted online. Or that Kim and Paris are best friends.

Or that you can draw your own conclusions from there.

As you do, make sure you include Lindsay Lohan in any scenario you envision because Francis is rumored to be dating the firecrotch queen.

Ray J, hurry up and get your camera!