Kim Kardashian makes us laugh.
The sex kitten is on the cover of the current issue of Complex magzaine - but the interview she gave for the publication is a few weeks old. How do we know? Just take a look at the answer to the first question:
When asked about Ray J and the sex tape rumorsâ€¦
"There is no sex tape! Ray J's not the kind of guy who would do something for revenge. There is no amount of money that could ever convince me to release any tape, even if I had one. I don't need the money."
* The Hollywood Gossip note: Yeah. There is a sex tape. You can see Kim Kardashian nude in it. Nice try, though.
On the media's misconception of her ...
"I was in Australia with Paris and I was looking at a newspaper and there was a big picture of me and Paris on the cover.. It said that I have a sex scandal going on and that I've dated a few U.S. rappers. I'm like, If you call Ray J and Nick Cannon rappers, thenâ€¦ I was married for four years, had a three-year relationship with Ray, and have been with one person after that. It bothers me that people perceive me this one way."
On the increase of "up the skirt" paparazzi photos that recently been exposedâ€¦
"I think that is so annoying. Paris has an SLR, you know, the Mercedes? The doors flip up like a Lamborghini. The seat is, like, lower, so in order to get out, you have to literally put your legs up and hop out. Those are the famous shots people have seen lately, getting out of that car. The paparazzi's motives are so disgusting ... I mean, if it were me, if they had those shots of me, I'd be mortified. But if it happens three times in a rowâ€¦Then that's just weird."
* The Hollywood Gossip note: Good point, Kim. The lack of underwear didn't play a role in these. In the end, Britney Spears crotch shots couldn't be avoided.
On her (former) relationship with Nick Cannonâ€¦
"Hmm. I'm gonna have to get back to you on that one. Me and [Paris Hilton] and the girls are trying to stay single for one year. In March, that'll be up. I'm a relationship kind of girl, but I think that everyone needs a year in their life to be single. I was in a long relationship before I was married, then I was married for four years, and then I was in a relationship with Ray J, Brandy's brother. I've never been single, and this is my year. It's hard when you meet really cool, talented, amazing, fun people like Nick."
On rumors of Hollywood cat fightsâ€¦
"They try to make out like we're mean girls. There was this ridiculous story that Paris is being a mean girl to Kim and they're not friends with Britney, which is so ridiculous. We were laughing at it last night ... You know, one of my best friends happens to be best friends with Lindsay Lohan, and if Paris and her are fighting and I was at a party [with one of them], it's like, Oh, she's stepping over! But it's like, No! We're all friends at the end of the day."
On misconceptions about her group of socialite friendsâ€¦
"That we're all trust-fund kids and we have it so easy. If anything, I find it the complete opposite. I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that's not the case. Sure, my parents were generous; I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I've worked really hard. I opened the store myself. Even Paris and [Nicole Richie] â€" they're completely independent, too."