K-Fed, Katharine McPhee, Lauren Conrad and More: The Week in Quotes

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"A man pulled up in a car next to me the other day and asked if he could buy a bag of weed. I was like, 'No, I've got some graham crackers, though.' I mean, I was holding a toddler [son William Atticus, 3]!"
- Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker

"If I were to say I never have cravings I'd be lying."
- Tara Conner on beating her drug and alcohol addiction

"I hope everybody laughs with me and at me."
- Kevin Federline on his Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance

"I think that the cool thing about not winning is you get to show people, ‘Look, I didn't win but I can still do it.'"
- Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee

"I end up being very flirtatious, and people take it the wrong way. I'm very much a prude."
- Mariah Carey on why she would never take a guy home from a club

"I'm a huge chocoholic. I keep bags of mini candy bars in my freezer and I swear I go through five or six of these guys a day." - Rebecca Romijn

"He was touching my leg, touching my hair. It is definitely inappropriate to touch someone you don't know."
- Ivanka Trump on Andy Dick getting touchy-feely with her on Jimmy Kimmel Live

"Jennifer Hudson would not be where she is today without American Idol."
- Idol judge Randy Jackson

"Sometimes I look at what really young girls wear and I can't believe it â€" I have underwear that covers more than what some of them have on...For me, I like clothes and I like to wear them to cover up."
- Lauren Conrad

"Whenever Portia [de Rossi] and I are on the red carpet, they're yelling out for her to tell them what she's wearing. But nobody cares [about what I'm wearing] because I have a suit on, even if it's a Gucci suit. That to me is frustrating, because I put effort into getting ready, too."
- Ellen DeGeneres