Justin Timberlake's Package Ponders Next Destination

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It's his dick in a box.

That much we knew, thanks to Justin Timberlake's matter-of-fact crooning on Saturday Night Live over the holidays. But as JT reprised his SNL skit (which you can watch by following the link above) with Andy Samberg last night at Madison Square Garden, the Gossip couldn't help but wonder who the next recipient of this very special box might be.

Clueless Cutie

After all, since ending his long-term relationship with Cameron Diaz, he's been linked to Scarlett Johansson, Alyssa Milano and Jessica Biel. Yeah. If he even hit one out of three, he would be our hero. Well, not as much if the one were Alyssa Milano. You could do worse, no question about it - she's just not in the same league as the other two.

Regardless, with Valentine's Day coming up, this heartwarming package can only stop and reflect on conquests past and ponder where it's being shipped to...

We know who would like to receive this box: Britney Spears. But don't hold your breath waiting for Justin to FedEx it (if you will) over to that walking train wreck.

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