John Mayer, Jessica Simpson: A Very Hairy Situation

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It's a very dark time in the life of Jessica Simpson.

First, of course, there's the new hair. It's not really red, it's not fully brown - but it's definitely not her classic blonde.

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We'd categorize it simply as "ugly."

Then, there's the new man in her life: John Mayer. While half of The Hollywood Gossip staff despises this singer, one bright side for Jessica is that his giant noggin and hairstyle can at least distract from her colored mess.

The couple is pictured here at a post-Grammy Awards party. They do look happy.

But it's hard to see Jessica - after all, Mayer's head makes Brooke Hogan look tiny.

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It may just me, but in this photo Mayer looks like the second coming of Richard Marx. Yikes!

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how dumb could jessica be? I wish I was that dumb! The girl is rich, beAUTIFUL & TALENTED. lOVE jESSICA!!!

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All I can say is poor him. Imagine having to explain simple concepts to someone as dumb as her when youre as smart as he is... It must be purely physical... c'mon... brown-ish red hair or not, she epitomizes "dumb blonde". What a waste.

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i think they look like their in-love & seem very happy! They make a great couple, both are very hot & very sexy! Much better then nick with jessica. Alot more interesting. Love them both!

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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