It's a very dark time in the life of Jessica Simpson.
First, of course, there's the new hair. It's not really red, it's not fully brown - but it's definitely not her classic blonde.
We'd categorize it simply as "ugly."
Then, there's the new man in her life: John Mayer. While half of The Hollywood Gossip staff despises this singer, one bright side for Jessica is that his giant noggin and hairstyle can at least distract from her colored mess.
The couple is pictured here at a post-Grammy Awards party. They do look happy.
But it's hard to see Jessica - after all, Mayer's head makes Brooke Hogan look tiny.