John Mayer, Jessica Simpson: A Very Hairy Situation
It's a very dark time in the life of Jessica Simpson.
First, of course, there's the new hair. It's not really red, it's not fully brown - but it's definitely not her classic blonde.
We'd categorize it simply as "ugly."
Then, there's the new man in her life: John Mayer. While half of The Hollywood Gossip staff despises this singer, one bright side for Jessica is that his giant noggin and hairstyle can at least distract from her colored mess.
The couple is pictured here at a post-Grammy Awards party. They do look happy.
But it's hard to see Jessica - after all, Mayer's head makes Brooke Hogan look tiny.

February 12th, 2007 10:31 AM
i think they look like their in-love & seem very happy! They make a great couple, both are very hot & very sexy! Much better then nick with jessica. Alot more interesting. Love them both!
February 12th, 2007 2:30 PM
All I can say is poor him. Imagine having to explain simple concepts to someone as dumb as her when youre as smart as he is... It must be purely physical... c'mon... brown-ish red hair or not, she epitomizes "dumb blonde". What a waste.
February 13th, 2007 3:52 PM
how dumb could jessica be? I wish I was that dumb! The girl is rich, beAUTIFUL & TALENTED. lOVE jESSICA!!!
February 15th, 2007 9:55 PM
It may just me, but in this photo Mayer looks like the second coming of Richard Marx. Yikes!
March 7th, 2007 11:56 AM
Alright you little nasty dishearted faget you are retarted and you think that you are cool! Well NEWS FLASH your not so instead of being hatin on JESSICA SIMPSON you can shove it up ur ASSHOLE!!! DOnt you mess with me or!!!!>?????!!! U don't wanna know what will happen! Jessica you rock my world have a great life and don't llisten to that dumb girl dishearted!