Jessica Simpson Can't Shake Thoughts of The Hills

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She's not gasping in abject terror at the prospect of going from blonde bombshell to unattractive brunette... or whatever you call her new, bad haircut.

Nor is Jessica Simpson appalled that she's dating singer John Mayer. That's just half the editorial board at The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

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And no, she wasn't just presented with a dick in a box from a certain sexy vocalist.

She just can't believe what she watched last night. Being a one-time MTV star herself, Jessica keeps her eye on the network's new reality shows. Like the rest of us, she's in disbelief that Heidi Montag gave Spencer another chance on last night's episode of The Hills.

Here, Crazy Joe Simpson's eldest daughter reacts indignantly to the unsettling events of the Lauren Conrad-headlined reality show upon being confronted by a photographer.

We can only imagine how Jessica felt during last season's finale, when LC somehow chose to spend the summer with Jason Wahler rather than take that internship in Paris.

Speaking of things that have been in Paris, wonder what Joe Francis is up to.

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JESS IS A BABE ;) KEEP IT UP JESS. YOU LOOK AMAZING, JUST DONT GET IN TO ANYTHING SERIOUS WITHHHHHHHHHHHH JOHN, HES A WONDERFULL GUY. JUST MAKE SHURE U KNOW WHAT UR DOING, YOU DONT WANNA END UP HEARTBRROKE AGAIN. NOT TO BRING A SORE SUBKECT UP. AND PLEASE DONT TAKE IT IN THE RONGGG WAY IM SHURE JOHN IS A MAGNIFICANT GUY. AND ULL BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM. JUST MAKE SHURE YOU NO WHAT UR DOING BEFOR YOU GET IN OVER UR HEAD. :) LOL. WELL U LOOK GOURGES AS ALWAYS, SAME WITH UR SIS ASH, KEEP IT UPP GIRLLLS.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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