Jennifer Hudson Wins, Sings at Oscars; Beyonce Bites Tongue

This picture says it all, doesn't it?

Look at Jennifer Hudson: loud, proud, an Academy Award winner in her very first feature film appearance.

Then there's Beyonce.

Poor, quiet, non-nominated Beyonce.

Sure, the Dreamgirls co-star looks sort of happy.

And, granted, she does have a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover in which she can take pride. But she doesn't have a little gold statue, or the attention that comes along with it.

So who knows if the feud between Beyonce and Hudson is real or not. All we can say for sure is that American Idols past and present are getting all the luck these days:

Hudson dominating the Oscars; Katharine McPhee getting to second base with Tyra Banks; Antonella Barba blowjob pics on the minds of men everywhere.

How can Beyonce - or anyone - compete with that?