Let's forget about the murderous doings of Howard K. Stern for a moment.
Let's focus instead on loving news involving the other Howard Stern - you know, the radio DJ that loves gigantic boobs? Apparently he's willing to focus on just one set for the rest of his life.
The man who once said he would never again marry, has finally decided to make an honest woman of his long-time girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky.
Stern announced today on his Sirius Satellite Radio show that he had popped the question the evening before and that Ostrosky had said yes. Stern went on to say that he had a 5.2 carat emerald cut diamond ring designed for Ostrosky and that no wedding date had been set.
We think Lauren Conrad has already come up with a gift for the occasion, however.
The couple has been dating since 2000. We wish Beth luck in getting Howard to stop staring at Tricia Helfer nude photos now.