We didn't know this year's Dancing with the Stars would be the one-legged ex-prostitute version.
Such a deveolpment is possible now that Heather Mills has been rumored to join the new cast of ABC's hit reality competition.
The ex-wife of Paul McCartney is used to appearing before judges, of course; but we're curious how she'd fare before the court of Len Goodman, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli.
A source close to the show tells People magazine that the former model might just show off her samba skills, following in the footsteps of Harry Hamlin and Mario Lopez, when the fourth edition premieres March 19.
"She has not signed yet," an insider tells the publication. "But talks are ongoing."