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Brooke Hogan Dwarfs Fergie, Lacks Talent

Yup, Brooke Hogan is still a giant.

No, not in the music world. Don't be ridiculous. Hulk's daughter carries a note about as well as Britney Spears carries herself in public.

But when it comes to towering over fellow artists such as Fergie, no one can touch Brooke. Literally. She's just too tall.

That's a Huge Bitch!

Pictures such as this beg the question of which is scarier: Brooke standing up straight or a direct glance into the face of the new and far from improved Jessica Simpson?

As readers weigh that key issue, we're gonna go feel better about the world by staring at Tricia Helfer photos.

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8 Comments

  1. Kirk Sullivan Says:

    Wow shes big, I think she will be a great wrestler some day, but sex symbol, for who the long lost Yeti. Wow again that girl is bigger than a 18 wheeler on steroids.

  2. nathan Says:

    god, she's a direct result from hulk using steoroids....kids, this is why you shouldn't use drugs. or else you'll have spawn like this....

  3. CC-Tron Says:

    To be fair Fergie is only 5'3 barefoot. Brooke is 5'9 barefoot. That's a six inch difference. So of course Brooke's going to look like a giant standing next to Fergie.

    5'9 is tall for a woman but that's not a giant. Now a 5'9 woman who's thickly built and wears 4 inch heels is a giant. Brooke needs to stop wearing the 4 inch heels and drop twenty pounds.

  4. molly Says:

    no woman her height needs to be in heels, unless they're a runway model.

  5. elle Says:

    all of you commenting are just jealous you can't be her yourselves.

    she's a beautiful young lady. Tall girls should be allowed to wear heels if she wants. She has curves so what. And she's prettier than Fergie in my opinon.

    She cannot sing like Christina Aguilera but hey not many people can. She's gorgeous, get a life.

  6. riley Says:

    i'm not jealous and i think brooke looks nasty! i consider myself a decent looking female and i don't go out and pile on tons of makeup or wear slutty clothes. brooke looks disgusting!!! and no she's not prettier than fergie, fergies' a star, brooke's not.

  7. juan Says:

    Id like to see Brooke Hogan use the giantess theme in a future music video.

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