Brooke Hogan Dwarfs Fergie, Lacks Talent

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Yup, Brooke Hogan is still a giant.

No, not in the music world. Don't be ridiculous. Hulk's daughter carries a note about as well as Britney Spears carries herself in public.

Confused Brooke

But when it comes to towering over fellow artists such as Fergie, no one can touch Brooke. Literally. She's just too tall.

Pictures such as this beg the question of which is scarier: Brooke standing up straight or a direct glance into the face of the new and far from improved Jessica Simpson?

As readers weigh that key issue, we're gonna go feel better about the world by staring at Tricia Helfer photos.

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Stacy Ann Ferguson