Brody Jenner Bolts From Bonehead Buds

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Brody Jenner may be on a mission to get with every hot young actress in the entertainment world, but the dude seriously needs some new guy friends.

Specifically, ones who know how to shut the f*%k up.

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Sporting a handsome new moustache, Hollywood's resident Casanova and possible Lindsay Lohan boy toy endured one of his moronic sidekicks trying to make an ass out of him in front of TMZ staff as they left the hotspot Les Deux on Friday.

Brody's dumbass friend started yelling:

"The party is at the prince's house, at the f*%king castle" and took jabs at Jenner's former reality TV show, The Princes of Malibu.

The dude also had two ladies in tow, and began exclaiming that they were Brody's new princesses.

As his frustration mounted, the always laid-back, mild-mannered Brody kept his smile but warned his pal, "I'm going to f*%k you up!"

The valiant Jenner, who may or may not be dating America's sweetheart - Lauren Conrad - depending on what day you read this, eventually had enough of the blithering idiot and his posse.

Smiling all the way, he made a mad dash for freedom, ditching his bonehead buds in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard and running off into the hills.

The actual hills, not the show The Hills - though he will likely be on it tonight.

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Brody Jenner Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Sam Brody Jenner

Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
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