Bald Brit Worries Mom Will Tweak

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Moments after shaving her own head in Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Calif., a teary-eyed Britney Spears blurted out:

"'My mom is going to freak!'"

Britney Spears, Blender Magazine

Yeah, she's not having a nervous breakdown or anything. We're sure Lynne Spears' opinion matters a lot, given her strong, steadying influence over Brit in the last few months. Really, after you daughter gives the entire world a crotch shot, is a shaved head really going to shock you? And do you care?

Apparently Britney was a little shocked by it herself. After the deed was done, salon owner Esther Tognozzi, who says she tried to talk the future phone sex fiend out of her radical 'do, the troubled pop star was inconsolable.

Spears stopped by the San Fernando Valley salon at around 7 p.m. Friday night after it had closed, Tognozzi tells People Magazine.

Accompanied by her bodyguards, Spears walked in with a hooded sweatshirt covering her head and told Tognozzi, "'I want you to buzz my hair off.'"

Tognozzi first tried to talk Spears out of going through with it, then after refusing the pop star's request, Spears said, "'Then I'll do it.'"

During Spears's visit, which came after news of her short rehab stint broke, Tognozzi describes the pop star as having "no expression."

Kind of how Isaac Cohen described her after having sex with him.

According to TMZ, Jayden James' bald mama is already having a serious case of shaver's remorse - Britney was spotted yesterday hiding her dome with a blonde wig and a cap.

Meanwhile, E! Online reports Britney was lounging poolside at the Mondrian Hotel yesterday afternoon wearing a short blonde hair piece, a green cap, and a mismatched bikini bottom and top.

"It didn't look so hot, and she was smoking cigarette after cigarette," says E! Online's eyewitness.

You could say she's wigging out. We never saw that coming.

Britney clearly needs to heed the words of estranged husband, K-Fed, her V-card recipient, Justin Timberlake, her former personal assistant and everyone else - get help, biatch!

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Dawn, u took the words right out of my mouth. Im really not a Brtny fan but I hope things get better 4 her and 4 people to just back off and think of what if they was in her shoes

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well she is going crazy

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Britney needs to think about her children and become a good mother. She needs to go away somewhere with her boys and stay out of the limelight. She should take a page out of Demi Moores book and move away to somewhere private and raise her family. She doesn't need the money and she already has the fame. She can make music later when her boys are older. She needs to think of them first and what they need.

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