Are You the Father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern?

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If you have recently procreated with Anna Nicole Smith, have we ever got the shirt for you!

That's right, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead and all the rest - wear your paternal rights with pride.

Sliding for Attention

A clothing company has come up with the shirts pictured here. They may seem disrespectful, but once Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern learns how to read, she'll finally know who to call "daddy." And that's gotta mean something.

Sadly for Jayden James Federline, though, there's no piece of attire to tell him who his mama is. He just has to look for the bald, drunk woman.

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