And the Pope is Catholic.

And Rachel Bilson is not unattractive.

We know, this isn't exactly breaking news.

But it's still news.

As she dries out in rehab, Tara Conner continues to make headlines. No, she hasn't been having cyber sex with Katie Rees.

We don't think.

But the beauty queen's famously supercharged hormones were reportedly on display at a cover photo shoot for New York Dog magazine prior to the unveiling of other raunchy behavior.

(Yes, apparently there's a New York Dog magazine. No, we don't think the cover girl is Heather Mills).

Conner was reportedly "ridiculously flirtatious" with male photo assistants at the session, according to The New York Post.

In the end, Tara was not included because she couldn't do the interview.

Maybe the publication could consider an ethical pageant beauty, such as Helen Salas, in the future.