Simon Wishes Paula Would Lay Off the Booze
Simon Cowell has never been one to keep things to himself, but when his fellow American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, gets rambling, the surly Brit can't get a word in edgewise. Hence, he's relegated to wishing the ex-Laker girl would just shut the g*d damn hell up.
And wishing he could have a drink about now....
The fact that the show's poor, innocent contestants have to see and listen to Paula Abdul drunk is bad enough. But for Simon and fellow judge Randy Jackson, who have to sit next to her and put up with such nonsense night in and night out, the seemingly unending American Idol auditions must be hell.
We hope young beauties with substance abuse problems such as Tara Conner and Lindsay Lohan are watching this display. Lay off the booze, gals, or you might end up like this train wreck in about 10 years.
February 8th, 2007 7:17 PM
FUCK AMERiCAN iDOL
i hate that show!!
iDOL'S MY ASS!!
i have no fuckin idols!!
i only have GOD!!
February 18th, 2007 11:52 AM
i love American idol, it is great but i thought that Paula had a pain killer problem. i heard she got addicted to pain killers, due to some kind of accident. But you never know, You may be drunk or high but your still pretty.
March 11th, 2007 6:52 PM
i don´t care if she is drunk or high, i still like her. i love AI. and part of the show is look paula saying that kind of stuff, and i kind of like it. she rocks!!!
March 17th, 2007 6:11 PM
I think paula was just a little tired. And whoever must have the strength to give up her time to listen to some MORON like SIMON should be very brave.
August 3rd, 2007 6:05 PM
goddammit, i though cowell, said shut you prick in the picture above lol, no, jk, she is a druggie/ mwaahahahahahahahahahaha, & 4 the other retard/ there ain't no goddess, or / any/
August 21st, 2007 10:22 AM
i love american idol and paula abdul she is soooo cool
September 24th, 2007 4:03 AM
ILOVE THIS SHOW VERY MUCH!!!
luv u simon and paula!!!!