Paris Shafts Britney, Take II

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These friendships simply aren't built to last.

First, Britney Spears was barred from appearing in an NFL Super Bowl ad because organizers had already secured Paris Hilton for the spot.

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Now the crazy commando clubber has been kicked off the invite list to the Vienna Opera Ball in favor of her former BFF, MSNBC's The Scoop reports today.

Originally the horrible hotel heiress was scheduled to attend the event - the highlight of Austria's social season - with Spears, since they were such good friends and all. But after the pair had a falling out and broke up, an event that no one on Earth saw coming, one of the crotch shot queens had to be yanked.

After much deliberation (from people who somehow don't have better things to worry about), it was Mrs. Kevin Federline who was taken off the invite list.

Hilton is reportedly receiving $1 million for attending, and is the personal guest of wealthy industrialist Richard Lugner, 74, and his socialite wife Christina.

"She is a very good advertisement for the Opera Ball," Richard Lugner explained.

THG NOTE: We assume Courtney Love had a prior engagement.

And why was Britney Spears disinvited?

Christina offered: "They unfortunately do not get along anymore."

What will Britney be doing instead?

We have no idea. But we're sure it involves a lot of clubbing, a healthy dose of Isaac Cohen and absolutely no pictures of Jayden James.

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What are you talking about? Is this the best you can do?My God has it beomce this bad? Who are you people? What are you trying to do to our great country? Why do you want to destroy America? Where did you come from? Why won't you crawl back there into the slime you came from and leave us true Americans who believe in freedoms for all people(even Republicans too),and the right for freedom of speech,and the right not to be hunted down just because we don't want to be like you!EVER!!Why do you try to pass off Nazism,as Patriotism!Why do you think you are fooling everybody when you are only fooling yourself? Why can't you think for yourselves,instead of going with the masses? Why won't you stop the madness? Don't you see, we will all end up in a mushroom cloud if don't back off! But you can't see,because you will not even look!God help us!I am not angry, I am just hurt!

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Paris is gonna go down... to much damaging info is starting to float around.

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cool, the Hilton is up again http://www.trendio.com/word.ph...

Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]