Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie Come in Package Deal

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It's this guy's lucky day.

Stopping by the Coked-Up Slut Store in suburban L.A., he thought he'd order a companion for the night. Little did he know they were offering a special 2-for-1 promotion until the end of January! Who knew?

A Nicole Richie Image

Yes, that's Nicole Richie in the foreground, looking frighteningly thin as ever. Behind her is her friend Paris Hilton - the horrible hotel heiress who we've heard takes it from behind.

It turns out Lindsay Lohan was still inside the store, but as far as we know, you can't negotiate a 3-for-1 deal. You can, however, download the Kim Kardashian sex tape for free.

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omg u got so skinny gurl better start eating some mcdonalds or bk ur to hooked up on drugs gurl wats ur problem

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can people be anymore fake? i mean the whole fight between them was just them wanting to be in magazines. Nicole wants people to look at her and look up to her but girls don't look up to an anorexic byotch. Guys don't like totally skinny girls either so why are you still that skinny. its probaly for press coverage.Nicole just probaly wants more attention but that kind of attention is dangerous. YOU DON"T LOOK GOOD LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! go to friking mcdoanlds and get a friking whopper for crap sake. YOU TOOOOOO SKINNY!!!!!! EAT! FOOD! and for Paris well your totally immature and fake. and your a friend hopper. thats not cool. yuor not cool.

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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