Paris Exposed: New Sex Tapes, Nude Pics "Stolen"

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The story floating around the Internet this week might make a person feel bad for Paris Hilton, but that implies two things:

  • You would ever feel bad for that waste Paris Hilton.
  • This is not a complete load of crap.

The horrible heiress claims that because she forgot to pay a $208 fee to a storage facility, the company sold her belongings. Which just happened to include sex tapes, nude pics showing hard core girl on girl action, personal diaries, etc.

Cy Waits and Paris Hilton

Now this would be a crazy invasion of privacy, but you can't really believe Stavros Niarchos' girlfriend isn't 100 percent behind it. Consider the following points:

  1. Multimillionaires with mansions do not need storage facilities.
  2. Even if they did, Paris wouldn't store her f*%king diary and pictures in it.
  3. Her only claim to fame is being a slut, therefore the release of new sex videos and raunchy, possibly nude pics at this time is a logical progression.

Case closed. This is no different from the original Paris Hilton sex tape, 1 Night in Paris, which she was "not behind" but still made money off of. Skank.

Anyway, here's a picture of Paris Hilton's breasts on a boat with Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild. There's a match made in heaven right there. As for Paris Hilton's pussy, we haven't seen that piece - but there's no doubt it's in one of the videos "stolen" from her.

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This be one of da nastiest bitches on earth, she is not good looking at all. skinny white ass needs my big black cock in it

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I know that I would be just as horrorfied if some of my things, including (yes) xxx rated home movies of myself and my husband, could ever get stolen. Yet, I do have sense enough to keep them at home under lock and key and not rely on movers to pay my storage bill where these things could be found. Hey, most of us do it, we are just not in the public eye where anyone cares enough to steal our possessions!!

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she very sexy keep it up babe gal