Pamela Anderson Teaches Commando Queens a Lesson

We know, Pamela Anderson knows a thing or two about crotch shots.

But even she can't believe the recent antics of Britney Spears, who's been flaunting her baby factory when she hits the clubs and is perfectly willing to go out with no pants on a whim.

We don't blame Pam for being fed up at the crazy crotch shot queens. It's one thing if you film yourself gettin' feaky in a full-on sex tape like Kim Kardashian or Keeley Hazell, then clandestinely leak it to David Hans Schmidt and try to make money off it. It's quite another to strut around offering glimpses of your business to the paparazzi.

Not cool. That's why, as the ex-Mrs. Kid Rock caresses her wine glass gently and strategically in the picture below, she's obviously looking to make a point. She's also a fan of the hit series Grey's Anatomy, apparently...