January 2007 Gossip Archive (Page 9)

Fed(ex) up.

That's what Kevin Federline is with his estranged wife, according to TMZ and a number of other sources who say the aspiring rapper is worried and pissed off about her hard-partying ways.

Now even he's telling Britney Spears to check her sometimes-covered ass into rehab, STAT - if only for the sake of their kids.

According to both Star magazine and MSNBC, Federline has tried to work "every angle" to get the commando queen to chill the f*%k out and get some help, but it clearly hasn't helped.

First, he threatened taking the kids away via his lawyer. When that didn't work and he had to settle for a temporary custody deal, he resorted to begging.

Finally, Federline even tried to get his mother-in-law, Lynne Spears, to join the fight against the hard-drinking crotch shot crusader. No word on whether he has touched base with Pamela Anderson about making a special plea to Spears.

"He's afraid she's going to hurt herself," says a friend.

For K-Fed, apparently, it's now all about Sean Preston and Jayden James.

"They're being raised by strangers," said the source.

Amazing that, for all the bashing of K-Fed we do, he's sure looking like the better half of Spederline these days. While Britney's out partying all night with new man Isaac Cohen and pounding Red Bull to stay awake by day (below, left), K-Fed is just doing his thing, starring in a new commercial and on the WWE as a recurring character / nuisance. He even shows concern for his kids. Stunning.

We know, Pamela Anderson knows a thing or two about crotch shots.

But even she can't believe the recent antics of Britney Spears, who's been flaunting her baby factory when she hits the clubs and is perfectly willing to go out with no pants on a whim.

We don't blame Pam for being fed up at the crazy crotch shot queens. It's one thing if you film yourself gettin' feaky in a full-on sex tape like Kim Kardashian or Keeley Hazell, then clandestinely leak it to David Hans Schmidt and try to make money off it. It's quite another to strut around offering glimpses of your business to the paparazzi.

Not cool. That's why, as the ex-Mrs. Kid Rock caresses her wine glass gently and strategically in the picture below, she's obviously looking to make a point. She's also a fan of the hit series Grey's Anatomy, apparently...

What else explains this Tara Banks photo?

The face of America's Top Model is looking rather unnatural below, isn't she? Granted, she's at least wearing her own hair - and yes, we're looking at you, Beyonce - but what's up with that coloring?

At least now we know what Cash Warren is laughing so hard at.

Kobe who?

Looks like Jessica Alba has her attention focused elsewhere while sitting courtside at last night's Lakers/Warriors game.

Hopefully, it's on the hot dog vendor. The actress could use such saturated fat.

Meanwhile, long-time boyfriend, Cash Warren, finds something funny. Maybe it's the sad state of the Golden State franchise. Or perhaps it's his good fortune to be dating such a hottie.

Or it could be any chance Ian Ziering has of winning Dancing with the Stars.

All we know is this: unlike any picture of Tara Reid and Perez Hilton, we're not hiding our eyes from a glance at these beauties.

Come on, Heidi Montag.

We fully expected that we'd be yelling at the TV Monday night. Don't get us wrong on that. But we expected that the subject of our ire would be Spencer the boyfriend, not his lovely lady. But after watching last night's episode of The Hills, we are sorry to say we actually feel some sympathy for him.

After last week's pregnancy scare turned out to be a false alarm, Heidi's first response was to call Spencer and lead him on to think she was knocked up.

"I took a pregnancy test, and...

[wait for it... waaaaaaait for it]

... I'm not pregnant."

It was gratifying to see that smug smile momentarily wiped off Spencer's face, but he didn't deserve to get f*%ked with like that. He regained his footing fast, though, lying about Audrina and telling Heidi he would be testing her from now on. True to his word, next time we saw him he was asking Audrina out on a date.

The following morning, Heidi explained her motivation to Lauren, who, bless her little heart, rolled her eyes through the entire conversation:

"If he was gonna react wrongly, then I wouldn't want to be with him," Heidi said.

"I don't think there's a right way to react to that, though," replied a suddenly sage Lauren Conrad bluntly.

The rest of the episode was about Lauren, who was sent her off to work at a fashion show by swimsuit designer Ashley Paige. As soon as Lauren arrived at Ashley's, she was set upon by the flustered designer and a series of underworked assistants and interns who began ordering her to do stuff they could just as easily have done themselves.

Like answer the phone. The Hills is supposed to remind you of The O.C., not Punk'd, but based on Lauren's exchange with Ashley, you might be confused.

In the episode's third story line, Heidi set up Lauren to go on a date with Brody Jenner. Yes, that Brody Jenner.

According to Heidi, he is like, Spencer's best friend. Yeah, this show isn't staged or anything.

Regardless, Lauren wasn't having it at first, telling her that any man who used to be with Kristin Cavallari is off limits to her:

"Heidi," LC sighed. "He's been touched by Kristin. He's, like, tainted."

Oh. Snap. She. Went. There.

Sadly, it turns out, Brody seems to have somehow been tainted by another former Laguna Beach star: Jason. Ouch. Watching Lauren and Brody struggle through their dinner and fail miserably at first-date banter and then sit there mutely and smile at each other was a painful flashback to Jason Wahler.

Really, we thought Brody had more in him than this crap. No wonder Nicole Richie wasn't that into him either. And that's saying something.

We love kids here at T.H. Gossip. All of them.

But there's no doubt certain celeb spawn dominate the press. Suri Cruise is huge (and Asian). Every move of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is fawned over. And the fact that the identity of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern's daddy is still in question does little to quell the fascination with that little bundle of joy.

That said, here's one of the celebrity babies we definitely don't see enough of. With fiancé Peter Sarsgaard at the Sundance Film Festival to promote their short film High Falls, Maggie Gyllenhaal and 3-month-old daughter Ramona kick back at Sunday brunch with a pal.

Wow, she's a cutie. We love Sarsgaarenhaal.

God. That fat f**k is everywhere these days. As much a celebrity as some of the people he covers on his blog, Perez Hilton is seen here with aspiring actress and Laguna Beach alumna Kristin Cavallari. Nauseous at the sight of our girl KC in the presence of this no talent hack, we just vomited in our collective mouth over here at The Hollywood Gossip.

Fortunately, this picture was actually taken a few weeks ago, when the two were attending a party at a club in Miami where DJ AM was spinning. So the horror of meeting Perez might have passed for the Laguna Beach cutie by now.

Speaking of DJ AM, a.k.a. Adam Goldstein, that mofo sure is a master when it comes to the turntables. And he's tapping Mandy Moore, which is a significant upgrade over his ex-fiancee, Nicole Richie. Then again, who isn't.

Here's a Hollywood Gossip exclusive:

Jenna Jameson is not a virgin.

Neither, for that matter, is Paris Hilton.

But that isn't stopping either promiscuous blonde from offering her services to bedroom first-timers anyway.

As celebrity sex tape experts, Hilton and Jameson have been contacted about "participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.

The man behind it? Actually not David Hans Schmidt.

Instead, the show will be brought to TV by the purveyor of Paris' sex tape, Kevin Blatt, who predicts that even more people will watch "Territory" than "One Night in Paris," Hilton's infamous night-visioned romp.

To help stock this televised cry for help, Blatt will be unveiling giant billboards in Times Square and Los Angeles; yes, he'll solicit actual, live virgins in those cities.

"Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt.

Has he called Sadie Murray?

Actress, singer and certified cutie Mandy Moore has been lying low since splitting with her boyfriend of a year and a half, Scrubs star Zach Braff, last June.

But in the February issue of Jane Magazine, a dude-straddling Moore opens up about depression, leaving pop music behind, and why she doesn't like dating. Ooh. Don't tell this to Adam Goldstein, a.k.a. DJ AM (pictured), who's been following Moore around Hollywood and tapping that in the last several weeks.

Here are some interview excerpts:

On having a quarter-life crisis:
"I've been going through this really crazy time in my life â€" it's what I imagine people fresh out of college go through. I'm asking myself life-altering questions like, ‘Who am I? Where do I fit in this world? What am I doing, what do I want to do? Am I living to my full potential?"

On her early albums:
"I feel bad that people wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music."

THG NOTE: But if you did, it's better than Ashlee Simpson's crap.

On being depressed:
"A few months ago, I felt really low, really sad. Depressed for no reason. I'm a very positive person, and I've always been glass half-full. So it was like someone flipped a switch in me."

On breaking up with Zach Braff:
"The breakup added to what I was going through, but it's not the complete reason. It definitely doesn't help if you're already in that place..."

THG NOTE: Don't tell Braff, who's apparently battling depression already, but on top of DJ AM, Moore has also been linked to Andy Roddick and man whore Wilmer Valderrama.

On leaving pop music behind:
"I could've made a record a year ago with the same people who do everybody's records. But I'm super-proud that I stuck to my guns. You don't have to follow the mainstream. I love pop music but it's not right for me."

On dating:
"I've tried dating a bit, and I don't like it. I know I should be putting myself out there. But I don't really think it's for me. That's not to say I'm ready to jump back into a relationship any time soon. I'm definitely not looking. But it would be fun to have a crush."

On why she doesn't drink:
"I'm a control freak, and I think maybe that's why. I'm too scared to see what will happen. I've been drunk maybe 2-3 times in my life, though I do like to have a glass of wine before going into the studio, to mellow me out."

THG NOTE: Lindsay Lohan does the same thing - you know, just a glass of wine or 15 before she walks onto a movie set.

On her image:
"I kind of am a goody-goody. But I'm not judgmental. I've done a couple of movies [A Walk to Remember, Saved] where I've played Christian characters, so people assume I'm very religious. It's not a completely correct perception of who I am."

On the future:
"I'm still figuring it all out, but I want to be extraordinary. I want to live up to my full potential. I've always been really shy, very ‘don't look at me.' I've wanted to hide. But now I don't want to hide."

Is it hot in South Beach?

Or is it just Jessica Simpson and John Mayer?

On Monday, the pair worked out together at their Miami hotel's Sports Club/LA gym, taking a yoga class and then lifting weights as a pair. Later that nignt, we assume, Mayer lifted Jessica's gigantic boobs.

That evening, the couple arrived hand-in-hand at The Shore Club's Nobu restaurant, where the beautiful twosome sat and talked for more than two hours over sushi and bottled water.

At a few points she leaned forward and he reached across the table to hold both her hands. Hot stuff. Not exactly like Eva Longoria nude, but almost first base nonetheless.

"They looked really cute together," said one witness at Nobu. "They were talking and laughing the whole time. She was constantly fixing herself to make sure she looked her best for him."

That could take a lot of work if Jessica is still following the red lipstick-laden lead of her sister, Ashlee Simpson.