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Brooke Hogan is not talented.

But at least she doesn't do drugs.

Photo of Brooke Hogan

"Everyone thinks you need to take green tea or energy pills [to stay up] and then sleeping pills [to come back down], and I don't do anything," Hogan said to TV Guide.

"If you leave your body to naturally handle the stresses, it will. God made your body to be a mechanism to defend itself."

Unless you're Kate Bosworth and God made your body to to disappear.

Ironically, Brooke's biggest musical contributor on Undiscovered is someone who worships the chronic almost as much as Snoop Dogg:

Scott Storch, whose beats are heard on tracks from artists such as Dr. Dre, Justin Timberlake, 50 Cent and Christina Aguilera, and who is the founding father behind Hogan's label, SMC (Storch Music Company). Did Hogan and Storch's respective creative outlets of choice ever conflict in the studio?

"Absolutely not," said Hogan. "My dad would sit in the room the entire time that I was recording so no one ever offered me anything [like that], because they were afraid of my dad."

Also, despite awful album sales, Brooke is satisfied with the final product.

"I'm definitely happy with the album," she said. "When I first stepped into the studio, the best advice I got from someone was to not record everything over and over again, because when you do that you loose a piece of originality every time. When I step back and review it all, I'm proud and wouldn't change a thing."

Even how bad it is, Brooke? Anyway, with the new year here, Hogan isn't pulling a Kristen Cavallari and swearing off swearing. Instead, her goal is as follows:

"Score a platinum record."

Yeah. That'll happen.

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Looks as if the first celebrity wedding of the year is officially in the books (the first celebrity annulment of 2007 is tentatively scheduled for later this month).

Kate Moss officially married her drug addict fiancé Pete Doherty in a private New Year's Day ceremony on an island off the coast of Thailand.

Kate Moss Pregnant?

The couple, known heretofore as PeteMoss, exchanged vows before a select few friends and family members in a 40-minute ceremony held at their six star hotel villa overlooking the sea.

News of the wedding sent shock waves through Moss' circle of friends concerned that a legal union may give the boozehound and heroin / crack addict access to half of the model's fortune, estimated at at least 25 million pounds. Which is, like, at least that many U.S. dollars!

It has not been confirmed whether their wedding was a Thai Buddist-style ‘marriage blessing' or a formal legal wedding, or if the two snorted coke before, during or after the ceremony.

Myriad wedding rumors were circulating for weeks, but, a hotel source confirmed the wedding ceremony had taken place. The Daily Mail revealed yesterday that the pair were due to exchange vows on the Thai island on New Year's Day.

"The wedding has been planned with utmost care and attention to detail," the source said. "The staff was informed that it was taking place but they have been under strict instructions to keep quiet about it. The couple was adamant that it should be a secret, private function."

Insane as these two are, this sounds a lot more fun than the stupid TomKat wedding. Those crazy Scientology freaks.

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While Britney Spears was yawning up a storm, the super hot Kristin Cavallari rang in 2007 with a kiss from her new boyfriend - and no bad words - on her lips.

"My goal is to stop swearing," the 19-year-old Laguna Beach alumna told People on New Year's Eve at the Miami nightclub Prive. "You can say I have a bit of a potty mouth."

Kristin Cavallari: Short Hair

She and her boyfriend, What I Like About You actor Nick Zano, and six pals arrived half an hour before midnight at the hot spot, where Nick Cannon and Shaquille O'Neal were among the revelers. The was the first New Year's in Miami for Kristin Cavallari.

"It's been such an incredible time, Miami is just so much fun," she said.

As midnight approached, she headed to the DJ booth, took the mic and shouted out the 10-second countdown to 2007. But at the stroke of midnight, she couldn't find her beau.

"Nick! Nick!" she shouted.

Seconds later, he was at her side, and they shared a long, passionate kiss.

Afterward, the two spent the night dancing at their VIP table â€" as well as kissing, with Zano at one point lifting his black blazer off his shoulders so that it would cover his and Cavallari's faces as they did.

The arch-enemy of Lauren Conrad was reportedly all over Zano as drinks were consumed and fun was had by all.

Just after 1:30, they headed out, escorted by two bodyguards.

This PDA was undoubtedly making her ex, Brody Jenner, jealous. Sources say Zano and Cavallari stopped by Nobu at the Shore Club for dinner, and were seated next to Jenner, who was dining with some friends, on-again couple Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore.

"Brody had that ‘caught in the headlights' look," said a spy.

Kristin and Nick proceeded to go skinny-dipping in the pool at their hotel. Excuse us while we go take a cold shower.

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With chants of "We want Britney" raining down upon him from the crowd, the unflappable Kevin Federline returned to the WWE ring for a much-anticipated matchup against John Cena last night on RAW.

The estranged husband of Britney Spears wore a boxer's robe to the ring, but wrestled in a white T-shirt and khaki shorts. What transpired was at times confusing, and at times thrilling, as K-Fed was beaten repeatedly. Here's the official report on his appearance on last night's WWE RAW:

Britney, Jason, Kevin

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He got on a mic before heading to the ring and said that the Coach had made a little change to their match... it's now no-DQ (and still non-title). He then introduced his personal trainer and friend, Johnny Nitro.

In the early going, the champ picked K-Fed up and placed him on the second turnbuckle. Nitro tried to get involved, but John Cena easily disposed of him. Federline snuck up and gave Cena a low blow, but Cena no-sold it and put him in his patented "F-U" position (above).

At that point, Umaga and AAE showed up to bail out FedEx and assault Cena. Umaga beat the hell out of Cena, blasting him with the championship belt. The crowd chanted for Cena, but it didn't prevent Umaga from blasting the champ right between the eyes.

Estrada screamed that they'd see Cena on Sunday. Kevin Federline made the cover and scored the pin. K-Fed officially defeated Cena at 4:55.

In K-Fed's dressing room, the Coach showed up and joined the party. Coach said it was a New Year and that Cena would spend the year being embarrassed by all of them. Thus, he made a 4-on-1 handicap match, pitting Cena against Umaga, Nitro, Coach, and Armando.

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Following this is almost as confusing as trying to figure out who Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari dated and when, but it sounds as if America's Most Hated received some help in defeating his wrestling nemesis. We'll see if K-Fed returns to the ring in the near future - Cena is definitely going to want some revenge.

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It was no surprise that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo swapped a lot of spit on New Year's Eve. They are in love and all that.

But the ringing in of 2007 might also have brought former couples back together. At least for a few hours. Just ask Mandy Moore what we're talking about.

Ohh, Mandy

The young actress and former virgin was spotted hanging out with ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama in Miami. A source said they "had their hands all over each other."

We're not sure what to make of this story - except to be glad the rumors of Valderrama waiting around for Ali Lohan to turn 18 appear to be false.

We'll let you know if other former flames were rekindled over the holiday weekend. But we wouldn't count on any Paul McCartney/Heather Mills reconciliation any time this century.

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In Times Square Sunday night, at least two people found warmth in each other as the ball dropped:

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo ignored the cold weather, along with countless fans, for a few moments and focused on each other.

Nick and Vanessa Photo

Just before midnight, the two took their spot in the window facing down on the crowd and discussed the end of 2006. But off camera, things heated up between the lovebirds.

Lachey whispered into Minnillo's ear and kissed her neck. The occasion appeared to overwhelm Minnillo, who responded by dabbing away joyful tears.

At midnight, the couple kissed with more passion than Britney Spears and Matt Leinart. The whole room watched as they looked into each other's eyes and, between sips of champagne, whispered and kissed some more.

It was beautiful.

Meanwhile, Lachey's ex-wife, Jessica Simpson, was also in New York to ring in the New Year â€" with her boy toy John Mayer.

The pair, who have been linked in the past, arrived together in the Hudson Hotel's VIP room just after 2:10 a.m. and held court for about 40 minutes. They sat across from Christina Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman.

There's no word on what Katie Rees did during the evening. But you can bet it didn't involve a lot of clothing.

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The amazing Britney Spears was exhausted - not drunk - during a New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas, according to her representative.

"By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out. [Britney Spears] was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep," says Larry Rudolph, her manager.

Short Shorts and Uggs

Monday, reports circulated that the 25-year-old mother of two fainted and had to be carried out of a Ceasars Palace's Pure nightclub in Sin City, where she was hosting a New Year's party. Instead, Rudolph said Spears walked out of the club and did not seek medical attention.

"There is nothing out of the ordinary here," he said.

A source at Pure corroborates his claim that this was not a Nicole Richie-style fainting episode.

"She was absolutely not carried out of the club. Her security and Pure's security walked her out... She didn't pass out or faint or any of that."

It would certainly make a funnier story if Britney passed out drunk at (or went commando to) the party, but maybe the new mom was finally acting like one - and falling asleep early! Before her exit, Britney had a good time with friends such as Brian Friedman (below).

In other Britney news, she was reportedly seen sucking face with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart Friday. The former USC star and Heisman winner, who just welcomed his first child with ex-girlfriend (or maybe current girlfriend) Brynn Cameron, has also been linked to Paris Hilton and Kristin Cavallari in the past year.

The guy's a player. No, really, he is - he plays pro football!

Lastly, a judge dismissed the lawsuit filed by Britney against Us Weekly, which speculated on the rumored Britney Spears sex tape late last year. The judge said Britney Spears actively fosters a sexual energy, makes money off her sexuality and various sexual antics (such as kissing Madonna), so there was no damage to her reputation.

Lesson learned: If you want to want to claim someone damaged your precious reputation by printing false sex tape rumors, don't go parading around in no pants and offering up a crotch shot to any photographer within sight.

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It was a great New Year's Eve for one new couple.

Las Vegas actress Nikki Cox and unfunny comedian Jay Mohr are officially husband and wife. The pair exchanged vows at the Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles on Friday night.

Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery

Cox met Mohr in 2004 when he guest-starred on her NBC drama. Mohr, who guest stars on CBS's Ghost Whisperer with Jennifer Love Hewitt, popped the question in February.

For some reason, the actress whose boobs rival those of Victoria Beckham accepted the proposal.

Mohr was previously married to a different model-turned-actress, Nicole Chamberlain, from 1998 to 2004. He seems to be the Kevin Federline of the well-endowed acting world. Can't these ladies do better?

Remember, DJ AM is single.

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