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According to this picture, brought to you courtesy of People Magazine, the revelry continues for Paris Hilton and her on-again, off-again boyfriend.

The heiress and Stavros Niarchos, a.k.a. the Greek God of Poontang, rang in the new year with a public display of affection at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. Despite his lame, Kevin Federline-esque 'do-rag, Paris seems to be all over him. See below:

Paris Hilton Baby Bump?

Will these two, who got back together in October and have reportedly gotten more serious about each other than ever since their hot getaway to Miami last month, be getting hitched anytime soon?

We'll have to wait and see, but don't count on it. Rumor has it that Stavros' family isn't keen on him marrying her. Most likely because despite enormous wealth, the girl is the antithesis of class, and has no redeeming qualities. Not to mention the fact that everyone on earth has seen some Paris Hilton pussy up close by now.

Still, we wish them the best.

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While Britney Spears has been hitting the floor hard when she passes out drunk at clubs, Kevin Federline has been hitting the single scene with a vengeance now that he's a bachelor again.

But FedEx doesn't always achieve the level of success he might like.

A Lindsay Lohan Drunk Picture

According to Us Weekly, the aspiring rapper texted annoying, alcoholic actress Lindsay Lohan, who he met earlier this fall (pictured). His text message:

"We should hang out."

He's a smooth operator. The invite went over about as well as his album, Playing With Fire.

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal claims.

"She thought it was hilarious," says another.

THG NOTE: Lindsay Lohan has friends? Who knew!

It gets better. Federline, who's been warring with Britney and friends on MySpace, wasn't just turned down by LL. He was straight up b!tch slapped via text when Lindsay replied:

"Why would I hang out with you?"

Kevin then retaliated with another text in which he called her "firecrotch." Awesome. Brandon Davis should really be getting royalties every time something like this happens.

Lohan's friend's take on the whole situation was comical.

"She couldn't believe he was so pathetic. She doesn't want him using her to make Britney jealous," the gal pal dished.

Oh well. At least K-Fed has a core group of supporters - like Cris Judd and Shaq - comfort him when he's down and out. And hey, he can always go online and see a Lindsay Lohan crotch shot if he wants.

Both were in Miami to ring in 2007, but Lohan avoided Federline like the plague at Mansion nightclub on New Year's Eve. Federline reportedly kissed a mystery blonde named Rebecca. How much he paid this "Rebecca," and whether he tried to holler at Kristin Cavallari, who was also there, was not reported.

Meanwhile, Britney Spears "fell asleep" at her own party in Las Vegas. But you probably already knew about that by now. The girl's tired!

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Howard K. Stern has until January 23 to continue pretending he's a father.

That's the date the judge in the Anna Nicole Smith baby dispute has ordered all DNA testing be completed by. Leading up to that time, celebrity wagering site Bodog.com has posted the odds of who will be named the father of Smith's female spawn, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

Playboy Bunny

Here are the odds: Smith's ex-boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, has a 10/11 chance, trailing Stern and his 5/7 odds.

Take our advice, gambing addicts: Bet on Birkhead. This is even easier money than wagering on whether or not Britney Spears will pass out drunk again.

Of course, the website also has an"Other" option, but it's a long shot with a 9/2 chance. Of course, this is Anna Nicole Smith. Would anyone be shocked if Brandon Davis was actually the baby's daddy?

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Kate Moss' publicist is denying reports that the skinny, perpetually coked-up supermodel married Pete Doherty, the rock star and fellow drug addict, in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand on New Year's Day, as was reported by T.H. Gossip yesterday.

It was reported that PeteMoss had tied the knot in intimate surroundings on on the idyllic island of Phuket. But it looks like that was just a phuking rumor! Weak.

Stylish Kate Moss

Stuart Higgins, Kate Moss' publicist, refutes the reports.

In a statement released on Tuesday, he wrote:

"Contrary to various entirely false media reports, there has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. She is on holiday."

He declined comment on whether everyone on said holiday saw Kate Moss nude, or whether that's a privilege reserved for Doherty. We're guessing it's not.

Anyway, we shouldn't be surprised that they're not married. These two are often too f*%ked up to think straight, and they're involved in wedding rumors every damn day. Plus, a friend of Kate's had already hinted the alleged nuptials were not what they at first appeared to be.

Said Moss' pal, probably under the influence of hard drugs:

"This was not likely to be a formal wedding because Kate would have wanted all her family and friends there. It is much more likely to be a symbolic gesture to show everyone just how serious they are about each other."

It is now being reported that Moss and the Babyshambles lead singer, who remains free despite countless arrests, are planning a wedding in England on January 18, as the Thai ceremony would not have been legally binding in the UK.

We'll keep you posted on the next non-wedding. Man, this is getting as tough to keep track of as all those Vaughniston breakups and engagements. Although it looks like Steve Bing might have put an end to that.

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These past few months have been rough on Kevin Federline.

First he got served - with divorce papers. Then he got straight up de-friended on MySpace and dropped by a clothing company he endorsed. What's worse, his estranged and increasingly insane wife decided to give the whole country a crotch shot or several.

Fat Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince

But he started 2007 off on the right note with a victory (albeit one that required help from several other wrestlers) over John Cena on WWE RAW. He continues to walk tall and receive support from well-wishers, including none other than four-time NBA champion Shaquille O'Neal. See below.

Sometimes, a little small talk can mean the world. K-Fed has been taunted with chants like "We want Britney Spears" by wrestling fans and "I banged your wife" by J.R. Rotem. Okay, just kidding about the second part. But regardless, at the end of the day, he's just a normal guy trying to make a living, with kids at home.

He certainly appreciated being asked about his children with Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Federline also has a son, Kaleb, and a daughter, Kori, with his smoking hot ex-girlfriend, "actress" Shar Jackson.

Like K-Fed, Shaq has four kids (their names are Shareef Rashaun, Amirah Sanaa, Shaquir Rashaun, and Me'arah Sanaa), so he understands what the priorities in life should be. Wonder if the big fella asked to see any Jayden James pictures - or whether FedEx carries any.

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Will Ferrell and his wife, Viveca Paulson, celebrated the New Year early â€" with the birth of their second son on Saturday.

Mattias Ferrell was born just after 2 a.m. on Dec. 30. The couple already had a boy, Magnus, 2. In other words: the twin daughters of Diddy and Kim Porter have future dates lined up already.

Stylish Will Ferrell

In November, while on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote his movie Stranger Than Fiction, Farrell revealed that the baby would be a boy.

When asked if he knew the baby's gender, Ferrell responded: "You know, I don't know if I do," he said. "I've gotta check my BlackBerry."

He was joking, of course, as comedians often do. Next on the celebrity baby watch list: Jon Heder and his wife.

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T.H. Gossip can't help but wonder: Should Brandon Davis have played Rocky's son in the newly-released motion picture event, Rocky Balboa?

Absolutely not, because Brandon Davis is not only a total assclown, but a dude with no acting experience. But with his messed-up dark hair, oily-looking face and pouty lips, the partying pal of Paris Hilton could pass for a younger, wimpier Sylvester Stallone. See below:

Kim and Brandon

 

Uncanny, don't you think? And the similarities don't end with their looks. Davis' nickname is "Greasy Bear," while Stallone once got in a fight with Richard Gere involving some greasy chicken! Also, Davis was the one who unceremoniously anointed Lindsay Lohan "Firecrotch," and the 60-year-old Stallone surely banged scores of redheads in his prime.

Okay, so we're reaching. They all can't be Suri Cruise / Bjork caliber.

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We've gotten our hands on some new Britney Spears pictures from her New Year's party in Las Vegas, where the pop star once again made headlines. Check them out:

Little Bit of Brit

Just kidding about the one on the bottom right - we know that's an old one. But it was the best picture we could find in which Britney Spears was completely FUBAR (f*%ked up beyond all recognition), so we decided to go with it. That picture was taken late last year, back when Brit and Paris Hilton were BFFs and would go clubbing with no pants on. Those were the days.

But back to New Year's Eve and the controversy of the moment. Here's what an onlooker had to say about Britney's reported collapse, which she denies, claiming she merely fell asleep:

Before she was escorted out of Pure, the Britster counted down to midnight inside the club and said, "Happy f--king New Year! What happens in Vegas always stays in Vegas!"

THG NOTE: That's true - just ask Ron Jeremy and K-Fed's mom. Or Katie Rees. She would know - she's from Nevada! Oh, wait... guess those pics didn't exactly stay there.

Shortly thereafter, Spears headed upstairs to the club's VIP balcony and started chugging out of a Dom Pérignon bottle.

Always a classy move. Then again, this is a young woman who married Kevin Federline, so I guess we shouldn't expect anything less.

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Jessica Alba spent her holiday weekend training for the Hot Actress Professional Water Football League (HAPWFL).

Oh, and not eating.

With Honor

The Hollywood Gossip is appalled and frightened by these pictures. We know Alba and Kate Bosworth both enjoy walking dogs, but we didn't think The Fantastc Four star also shared Bosworth's passion for an empty plate at every meal.

Just look at that arm - or lack thereof. It would give a Nicole Richie limb a run for its anorexic money.

Look, Jess, we're not telling you to look like Rosie O'Donnell. But there's no need to impersonate a skeleton, either. Eat.

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Oprah Winfrey offically opened her $40 million girls' school in South Africa opened on Tuesday, as 152 handpicked students walked in the door.

The Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in Henly-on-Klip fulfills a promise she made six years ago to former President Nelson Mandela to give students a better future.

Oprah

"I wanted to give this opportunity to girls who had a light so bright that not even poverty could dim that light," Winfrey said at a press conference.

All of a sudden, Shakira has a long way to go to be the most charitable celebrity.

Mandela was among the guests at the opening, as were Tina Turner, Mary J. Blige and Mariah Carey, actors Sidney Poitier and Chris Tucker and director Spike Lee, according to the AP.

By providing education to the girls in the lavish setting, Winfrey said she hoped she could help "change the face of a nation" that had once been divided by apartheid.

"Girls who are educated are less likely to get HIV/AIDS, and in this country in which it has such a pandemic, we have to begin to change the pandemic," she said.

In other important developments, Kristen Cavallari won't curse anymore.

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