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Uh-oh. Think Karina Smirnoff will get jealous?

After all, her favorite beefcake, Mario Lopez, will be surrounded by a bevy of beautiful women when he hosts this year's Miss America pageant in Las Vegas.

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"I'm honored. I think it's going to be great," Lopez told The Associated Press.

We're guessing he was saddened to learn this actually isn't the Miss USA pageant, though. That means no Tara Conner sighting. Miss America will air Jan. 29 from the Aladdin Resort & Casino.

Having proved he can dance on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, the 33-year-old actor said he didn't plan to sing the pageant's "There She Is, Miss America" theme made famous by longtime Miss America host Bert Parks.

"I really don't sing," Lopez said. "I like to sing, but I don't sing well."

A recorded version of Parks singing the anthem played as Miss Oklahoma Jennifer Berry was crowned at last year's pageant, held for the first time outside Atlantic City, N.J.

Lopez actually has hosted other pageants including a Miss Teen USA pageant in 2003 in Palm Springs, Calif. But, no, he has yet to meet Katie Blair.

He attributed recent scandals involving beauty queens - see Katie Rees pics for full disclosure - in other pageants to mistakes by a select few contestants. A select few hot contestants, that is.

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She's hot. She's on a hit TV series. She's 17! That's right, Heroes star Hayden Panettiere has got it going on and she's not afraid to let the world know it, wearing a "Little Miss Bad" sweatshirt - and a mischievous grin - as she strutted through LAX Tuesday:

Hayden Hearts Barack

Hopefully, Little Miss Bad isn't trying to emulate another underage hottie with a wild side, such as embattled Miss USA Tara Conner, or her gal pal and possible make-out buddy, Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Or, heaven forbid, the former Miss Nevada, Katie Rees. Although, from the perspective of T.H. Gossip, it could be worse than getting any combination of those young ladies together. Just saying.

Whether she's a bad girl or just fronting, Hayden is sure hauling some serious luggage through the airport. At least she no longer appears to be dragging around one particularly greasy piece of baggage - J.R. Rotem. Zing! We are here all day, fans. All. Day.

Regardless, there's no disputing the fact that a lot of guys would like to save this cheerleader, if you know what we're saying. We're saying that Hayden Panettiere is a cutie, and needs to magically become five years older so we can stop feeling creepy about saying it.

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Let's shelve the topic of whose sperm helped spawn Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, for a moment.

Instead, we'll focus on another baby's daddy: The father of the 1-year-old Malawian boy Madonna is hoping to adopt. He says he wants to ask the singer how his son is doing. There's just one problem.

Post-Coital Cigarette

"I don't have her phone and mailing addresses. All I want is to find out how my son is but I don't know how I can do it," Malawi's Daily Times quotes Yohane Banda as saying.

Banda reportedly spoke to the paper after it gave him a check for $788 from a Scottish nun named Christine Webster, who said she thinks David would have been better off staying in Malawi. Bono disagrees, however.

Still, according to the paper, Banda said he doesn't want David returned to him and asked that human rights groups â€" who in November were granted permission to help assess Madonna's fitness to adopt â€" not to interfere with his efforts to contact the singer.

"All I want is to find out how my child is doing and not to have him back," he said.

Seems fair enough, Madonna. You're being more unreasonable about this than Brooke Hogan would be if she claimed she could sing.

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According to TMZ, Crazy Joe Simpson is pissed off that his golden paycheck daughter Jessica turned down a paying, singing appearance - to party with new boy toy (and certified ass clown) John Mayer.

A source says the family tiff began when Vegas' PURE nightclub - yes, the sight of many amusing Britney Spears pictures from New Year's Eve - got in touch with Joe about his eldest daughter hosting a New Year's Eve party for what TMZ says was large sum of money.

Defender of Ash

Only Jessica Simpson wasn't interested in working on the holiday, says our source, and told Crazy Joe she wanted to spend a mellow New Year's Eve, sans glitz and glamour.

In turn, Britney Spears went on to host the event in her place, and either got sh!tfaced and passed out or simply fell asleep, depending on what you read.

Papa Joe capitulated, but when he discovered Jess' "quiet night" meant canoodling with John Mayer at NYC clubs, he was livid - not because John Mayer is a complete douche, but because she partied instead of making dad some ca$h!

With Jessica bailing on the Kennedy Center Honors and not getting reimbursed for $15,000 in fees associated with her aborted Dolly Parton debacle, Joe is sure to have his little girl working double shifts in no time. Indentured servitude, here she comes.

Ol' Pappy needs a new Ferrari, after all - and we all know that Ashlee Simpson isn't exactly the cash cow of this family. On the contrary, she's a worthless cow. Even after all that plastic surgery Joe paid for. Truly a shame.

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Jayden James Federline, you keep falling farther and farther behind in the celebrity baby picture race.

Us Weekly has published the first pictures of Ruby Sweetheart, the adorable daughter of Tobey Maguire and fiancee, Jennifer Meyer.

Spider and Family Man

"This is truly the best time of my life," Meyer, 29, recently told USA Today. "I'm walking on air. I'm getting married, and starting a family."

Here are other quotes about the new family:

Why the name Ruby Sweetheart?
"Jen's grandmother, who passed away recently, would always call her ‘Sweetheart,'" Maguire explained to Jay Leno. "We named her that to honor her grandmother." As for Ruby? "We just like the name."

What's Tobey like as a dad?
"He's having the best time with Jen, taking care of the baby," says a friend. And Sam Raimi, director of Spider-Man 3 (out May 4), tells Us, "I know Tobey to be a perfectionist, and very in touch with his emotions. He'll be the most sensitive, loving father."

What do their friends say?
"They're the coolest parents," a Maguire pal tells Us. "They're the first of all their friends to have a baby, and the friends are eating it up."

Will they marry soon?
Engaged since April, the pair actually "wanted to get married before the baby was born," says a family friend. "But they couldn't get it together in time."

As for as hanging out with Mattias, the newborn son to Will Ferrell, Maguire had no comment. That may be because he wasn't asked about it.

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In need of a breather from his hectic life - which consists of contributing nothing to society and clubbing every night - Brandon Davis decided to take a vacation to Maui.

Hey, sometimes you need some R&R. His nickname may be Greasy Bear, but the perpetual party pal of Paris Hilton looked more like a greasy pig (or a beached whale).

Trouble for Brandon Davis

See below. WARNING: These images may offend or sicken you.


The chain-smoking oil heir was seen marooned chilling out in front of the Four Seasons, where he was having a coughing fit. The Pacific Coast News was lucky enough to catch him in the act. Sly Stallone would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

Don't worry, though: Once he stopped hacking up a lung, Davis continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. Good times. The only thing that could have made this vacation better were if Lindsay Lohan, whom he infamously dubbed "Firecrotch," were lathering him up with suntan lotion. Or if Brandon managed to set his slick hair on fire with a cigarette.

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The Hollywood Gossip's New Year's resolutions did not come true: We had to see nude Courtney Love photos.

The Hole singer herself recently posted a few promises for 2007, however. You can check out the entire list here - but we've included a few of our favorites below:

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  • try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment - get to my goal weight healthily and stay there (THG Note: Nicole Richie could give Courtney a few tips.)
  • learn an asian language (THG Note: Rosie O'Donnell can lend a hand.)
  • have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
  • another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts (THG Note: Are you listening, Britney Spears?)
  • LEARN TO DRIVE (THG Note: Lindsay Lohan should make a similar vow.)
  • undertsnad who my enemeies are since a few exacs and bloggers out there seem to enjoy hirtiung me and using the Law let them find interest in another

Let's hope Love is referring to Perez Hilton with that last one, not The Hollywood Gossip. We've got nothing but affection for a singer that makes such solemn pledges.

Good luck, Court.

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Is Britney Spears headed for rehab?

The sexy singer who hates pants reportedly checked into an exclusive spa "for some R&R," MSNBC reports, leaving us wondering if yet another "R" â€" rehab â€" is in store.

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At a New Year's Eve party, Spears passed out drunk fell asleep right after the clock struck midnight, causing observers to laugh hysterically fear for her well-being.

Sources confirm that Britney Spears quietly checked into Sanctuary, a spa in Arizona, on New Year's Day, according to Life & Style weekly.

"With these celebrities, exhaustion sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious," a spa source says.

THG NOTE: This spa employee is on the money - "exhaustion" often does mean something else. In Lindsay Lohan's case, it means a liter of man soup in her stomach.

Spears' manager, Tony Rudolph, couldn't be reached for comment, but numerous sources report that worried family members are urging the 25-year-old, soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Kevin Federline to seek help.

It's been heartbreaking for her family to see all these crazy Britney Spears pictures and watch her spin out of control on this downward spiral, according to a source close to the Spears clan.

Spears clearly has self-improvement somewhere on her mind: Late last month, she posted a message on her official site defending her wild partying, but admitting she "probably did take my newfound freedom a bit too far."

Then, asked if she had any New Year's resolutions by TV's Extra at her New Year's Eve party in Vegas, Spears replied:

"Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more."

If by that, she means passing out drunk and providing fans with more nude pictures, then we are al for it. But seriously, Britney, you should try to get it together. Merely watching this train wreck is tiring us out.

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At 44, Demi Moore has three teenage daughters, a baby husband and a revived career. So she's all set, right?

Wrong. The actress wants more kids.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore on Piers Morgan Tonight

"Most definitely," she tells Vanity Fair when asked whether she wants children with Ashton Kutcher.

Moore, who has three daughters with ex-husband Bruce Willis â€" but Rumer Willis is really the only one worth mentioning here â€" adds:

"Once you hit three, where you're outnumbered, it's really like, 'What's the difference between (three or) four or five?' For me, the most important thing that I've contributed is my children."

What about Striptease, Demi? Anyway, being a mom to teens can be a handful, especially when your oldest daughter starts hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

Moore admitted as much: "I'm definitely a bit overprotective, maybe because I have girls."

As far as her happy marriage to Kutcher goes, it helps dating a younger man when you have the body of a hot 25-year old yourself. Demi says a new diet helped her stay so lean and fit.

She added: "Being thin does not equate to happiness."

Gosh, we hope Jessica Alba is reading this.

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Kate Hudson is following the lead of Shanna Moakler. Sort of.

The latter threw a divorce party when she and Travis Barker split up - and over the weekend, Hudson got jiggy with it at her home in L.A.'s Pacific Palisades in an attempt to move on from Owen Wilson.

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"They have definitely cooled off," a source close to the actress tells Us magazine of Hudson and Wilson's summer fling. "She adores him and wishes it had worked out. But it didn't."

Guests such as Justin Timberlake, Ryan Phillippe and Eva Mendes showed up to party their way into 2007 with the now single actress.

Hudson, meanwhile, is back to dating musicians now that her divorce from Chris Robinson is finalized. She brought Irish singer Damien Rice to a December 9 birthday party for director Brett Ratner.

A Hudson pal says: "She is exploring everything while trying to get over Owen."

Uh-oh. Look out now, Kate. A text from Kevin Federline is no doubt on the way.

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