by Free Britney at . Comments recently captured the lovely, worthless Ashlee Simpson in a compromising position. We feel it is our duty to pass this picture along to you. It's nice to see that despite her complete lack of talent, Ashlee is still finding ways to stay in the news. Perhaps those great Katie Rees pictures that surfaced late last month inspired her here...

Pete and Ashlee

Man, Pete Wentz is probably so jealous of us right now for having this pic. And if her crazy dad was pissed at Jessica Simpson for partying with John Mayer on New Year's, what's he going to say about Ashlee's exhibitionism here? You can bet he's gonna be ripsh!t over this nipple slip!

Actually, Joe Simpson so insane, you have no idea how he'd react to something like this. Since he paid good money for those breasts (in one of many plastic surgery procedures she's had), he might be glad they are being put to good use. Hell, he might even try to sell this particular image and "rack" up some cash!

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Heather Mills kicked a nosy fan in the ass with her fake leg in a recent coffee shop fight. We assume this story pretty much speaks for itself, but let's delve into the details anyway ...

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

Reportedly, Emma Levy had tried to snap a pic of the former Mrs. Paul McCartney with her mobile phone in a Starbucks. From there, Mills - totally out of character, of course - flipped out.

"She jumped up, grabbed me by the throat and pushed me towards the door," Levy said. "She lashed out with her left leg, kicking me in the bum. I have a big bruise."

While we aren't fans of Levy's whining and don't doubt she was being a nuisance, it's difficult to side with Mills, the former call girl who lost her leg when she was hit by a police motorcycle years ago.

It would be akin to siding with Nicole Richie in her feud with food.

Fellow Starbucks customer, Hayleigh Sands, witnessed the incident. She makes Heather sound crazier than Crazy Joe Simpson.

"Heather's face was contorted with anger. She started rifling through the woman's bag to find her mobile phone. She broke down and started crying, ‘I do not need this right now. I am getting death threats, going through a divorce and bringing up a baby'.

Levy, meanwhile, said she reported the incident to police.

And a spokesman for Mills didn't deny it, but did claim Heather was provoked:

"She was taking private notes from a lawyer when a woman tried to take her picture. Heather suspected she was a journalist. She even admitted she was trying to make some money out of her. Heather did kick her up the backside - all the staff and customers started clapping."

As loudly as men everywhere at the notion of Tara Conner in Playboy? We doubt it.

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We know she's a party animal who's had her share of recent mishaps, but has Britney Spears' career officially jumped the shark?

That's the question asked by various gossip sites and major media outlets this week, as Americans wonder if the negative publicity associated with Spears' wild partying has sunk her to irreparable depths as fans scorn her.

Britney Spears, Good Morning America Concert

After all, if you're a young woman, there's nothing worse than to party a lot, hook up with guys and become an exhibitionist commando queen.

Think about it. She could cheat on her husband while still married with Sean Preston and Jayden James at home and not be subjected to this kind of scrutiny. They'd say K-Fed deserved it. She could become a full-blown drug addict and people would give her a free pass. It's tough to handle fame in the spotlight, after all! Right, Tara Conner?

But to fans, there's nothing worse than being a slut - or perceived as a slut. This month, the singer's largest fan site, World of Britney, will close down. Last week, students voted Spears the most ill-mannered celeb of 2006. Spears split in October with her publicist, and her record label's spokeswoman left in late December.

World of Britney founder, Ruben Garay, says he has no doubt that, if her music is good, a career comeback is not only possible, but will likely be successful. Spears is working on an album and may release a single this summer.

But she might want to make a move before then, public-image experts say. After all, it will take a lot to undo the damage done by the late-2006 deluge of nude and nearly nude Britney Spears pictures.

"If she were to make some apologies now, it would work in her favor to redeem her persona," says Boston publicist Evangelia Souris.

Spears' original appeal with fans, Garay says, was that she came from a small town and worked hard to succeed. But in 2006, the gap with fans widened considerably. The final straw for Garay was not the pics of Brit clubbing in no pants, but the fact that Spears was a no-show in October for a scheduled meet-and-greet with fans.

That was about the time students nationwide started voting for the best-mannered stars in an annual poll by the National League of Junior Cotillions. In a rare move, the ill-mannered category was added. Spears won by a large margin, with fans stating, unequivocally, that she lowered the standards for civility and morality.

But is she really any different than most 25-year-olds? The eschewing of pants is a bit extreme, but we all make bad decisions. Celebrities like Katie Rees might be stripped of her Miss Nevada crown over some naughty pictures taken four years ago, but she shouldn't be stripped of all respect. She's only human, and if we were all judged strictly by our worst moments as teens, we'd all look pretty awful.

T.H. Gossip believes there's nothing wrong with partying and getting your fade on. We will defend Britney any day of the week - but that's not going to be enough for the singer to regain the trust of her fans, however unfair they might be towards her. Hopefully, she'll pull it together - not for us, because we accept her no matter what, but for her own sake, so she's happier with herself.

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Drew Barrymore probably doesn't care that The OC has been canceled. She's never been into the teen scene anyway.

"The guys I had crushes on growing up were Ted Koppel and David Letterman," she tells Harper's Bazaar in its February issue.

Will Kopelman and Drew Barrymore

The actress, whose upcoming movie Music and Lyrics costars Hugh Grant, says her dream collaborator is Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen. She likes "smart, weird, funny and sharp."

The Hollywood Gossip assumes Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti fits that bill.

After all, the couple has been dating for five years.

"You have to reinvent your relationship if you want to continue being together," Barrymore says. "Right now, I'm in a phase of 'I'm not even your girlfriend. I'm your best friend who is madly in love with you.' I'm really interested in watching him right now."

We're interesed in watching the show Heroes with Hayden Panettiere. But that could be a digression.

Barrymore, of course, is a former child star-turned-wild teen with a cocaine problem. So she can offer screw-ups such as Lindsay Lohan sound advice.

"I know Lindsay, and I like her very much," she says. "You just have to try to be as graceful as you can. You know, you flub, you flub. And that's life ... I think, do what you want, but just be professional."

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It's the natural next step for Tara Conner.

As she attempts to sober up and prove to Donald Trump she deserves a second chance, Miss USA reportedly has an offer from Playboy to weigh.

An insider claims Trump actually would allow Conner to pose for the publication, as long as she isn't joined by a naked Rosie O'Donnell. Just kidding about the second part.

But the first statement is supposedly true. Fans probably wouldn't see a nude Tara Conner in the Playboy pages, but far be it for The Donald to turn down any chance to publicize this troubled beauty queen.

Most men would probably be happy if she were totally clothed anyway - and making out with Katie Blair.

There's no word on what the future holds for Tomiko Nash.

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Some celebrities named Britney Spears don't wear underwear.

Others try to make money off it.

Whitney and Bobby

Looks like Whitney Houston falls into the latter category. The Grammy winner is selling off hundreds of stage outfits and accessories, including intimate undergarments, at an Irvington, New Jersey, auction next Tuesday.

Among the items on the block are various bustier bras adorned with animal prints and sequins; four velvet bodysuits with "WH" logos, evening dresses, musical instruments and a leather whip.

Also on the block? Various music awards of estranged husband Bobby Brown.

It's safe to assume the auction is taking place due to Houston's money problems, such as the possibility of foreclosure on her NJ mansion. But Whitney's rep, Nancy Seltzer, said the sale of 335 items has nothing to do with financial difficulty.

"Many artists get rid of the old stage equipment and costuming they don't need any more. That is what is happening," she said.

Seltzer went on to say that Joe Simpson wasn't crazy and Katie Rees was a prude.

Meanwhile, Karrine Steffans will look into purchasing the Bobby Brown awards as a way to remember when her occasional lover was actually a recording artist.

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The OC, the once-hot teenage soap opera that saw its ratings drop faster than Lindsay Lohan's pants after a couple of drinks, has been axed.

The final episode of the The OC will air Thursday, February 22, giving viewers a chance to say good riddance bye to the characters they've come to know and love.

"The finale will deliver real closure to the series, to the story we began telling four years ago," series creator Josh Schwartz said. "It will be fun and emotional and I think really satisfying. It is the finale we always planned to do."

THG NOTE: Sure thing, Josh. We're sure you planned on wasting terrific talent and letting the series decompose into a steaming pile of nonsense and unfulfilled potential before our eyes.

The OC caught fire in its first season, 2003-04, as the top-rated drama among young adults with a total audience of nearly 10 million. But like star Mischa Barton - who was unceremoniously killed off at the end of Season 3 - audiences really thinned out after that! Eh? Eh?

The show dropped to about 7 million viewers during 2004-05 and then to fewer than 6 million last season. This year, it has only drawn about 4 million, with Fox declining to order a full season.

Nevertheless, the show did turn us on to young stars such as Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody, the odd, adorable couple who won each other's hearts and dated in real life for a long time before recently breaking up.

Ben McKenzie is also alright.

Observers have pointed to a variety of possible reasons for the slump, including inconsistent quality, the fickleness of younger viewers, its time-slot change opposite Grey's Anatomy, and the show really sucking!

Fox has yet to name a replacement series. We're pushing for a hot new reality show featuring Mischa Barton and her boyfriend, Cisco Adler, where they fight constantly and see how long they can go without ingesting food.

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Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria watches her share of basketball - but does she really watch the game, or just one of the players? Clearly, her mind is on one thing alone: Her fiance (and San Antonio Spurs point guard), Tony Parker!

The Cleveland Cavaliers' mascot, Moondog, watches his share of hoops as well. Every home game, in fact. But unlike Eva, this affable canine has become a student of the game - so much so that he remains focused even with smoking hot actresses next to him...

Eva Picture

Incidentally, LeBron James and the rest of the Cavs heeded Moondog's sage advice and clamped down defensively, defeating Eva and Tony's Spurs, 82-78.

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Barbara Walters had enough this morning.

In the wake of the Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump pre-Christmas war of words, The View host finally stepped up and let it be known that she supports her outspoken co-star.

Rosie Pic

"Rosie's on a long, planned vacation with Kelli (Carpenter, her wife) and the kids, and not, I can promise you, with Donald Trump," Walters said on the program.

Walters also went on to say directly into the TV camera:

"But while I am clearing things up, Donald Trump also said that I am not happy with my decision to bring Rosie O'Donnell to this table. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have never regretted, nor do I now, the hiring of Rosie O'Donnell."

While Asians - including Suri Cruise, we presume - might not agree with Walters, the audience cheered in response.

Walters then lauded O'Donnell, pointing to the show's improved ratings since her debut. And that much is true at least. Rosie has garnered the sort of attention for the show typically reserved for a drunk Britney Spears on New Year's Eve.

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The Britney Spears pictures we brought you yesterday don't even begin to tell the story. Well, actually they do - but they don't prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that the Britster was sh!tfaced on New Year's Eve. This picture, however, does:

Britney's Body

T.H. Gossip would like to note that we are not critical of Britney Spears for partying, especially on New Year's. We are merely pointing out the absurdity of her people's statements that she simply fell asleep (from quote-unquote exhaustion, not boozing) at the party.

Come on now. It's New Year's Eve - and since filing for divorce from K-Fed, she's already partied hard with various D-listers and skanks, given us a nice crotch shot and hooked up with a dirtball named J.R. Rotem. At this point, what could Britney reeally do to embarrass herself? We know what we're getting, and accept it, despite its faults.

Fell asleep at the club?! Right. That happens all the time. This is almost as absurd as Bill Clinton saying he didn't inhale the marijuana he once tried, or Paris Hilton's claim that she's only slept with two guys. Unless she was just talking about this morning...

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