There are some celebrity sex tapes we cannot confirm the existence of.

Come on, Kim Kardashian come clean already. Pun, sort of intended.

But Keeley Hazell is proud enough of her body - and skills - to circulate a video of herself and a piece of man candy. After seeing the pictures below, we understand why.

You might wanna sit down for these, fellas. You also might wanna thank The Hollywood Gossip - between these pics and the Eva Longoria nude photos previously published, we're almost too kind.