Nicole, Joel Make a Run For the Border

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Desperate to escape prosecution for her latest DUI arrest, and hungry for some dank fish tacos, Nicole Richie made a run for the border this weekend.

Okay, just kidding. She wasn't on the run from the 5.0 and there's no way in hell she goes anywhere for the cuisine. But Nicole did head to Mexico for a little vacationing with new boyfriend Joel Madden.

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Although Halloween is nine months away, the duo arrived in Puerto Vallarta dressed in costume. Nicole dressed as a gypsy, fortune-telling vagrant and the 27-year-old Joel sported his standard, upper-middle-class poser / high school rebel wannabe gear.

Come on, Joel. We know Hilary Duff doesn't put out, and you've probably been going at it like a madman since dumping her, but it can't be worth downgrading this far.

Later, Radden took in the tropical views at a beachside bar. No word as to whether Vicodin and chronic were on the menu, but we're positive there wasn't any food consumed by her.

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he obv didn't keep his promise

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Joel is a virgin. He has a promise ring from his mother to wait to have sex until marriage.

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but hillary is a poser!!!!!!

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omfg. joel needs to dump nicole. i mean, she's cool and everything but i dont think that they will last. he was better off with hillary or me!! :]

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PLEASE GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!
HIALRY DUMPED JOEL!....IM EVEN SURPRISED HE WAS MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT! BUT HE DID A FEW DAYS AFTER HE GOT DUMPED AND HIS WAS DJING AT A CLUB HE TOLD PEOPLE THAT HILARY DUMPED ME A FEW DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING!

Nicole Richie Biography

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Nicole Richie Quotes

He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.

Nicole Richie [on Barack Obama]

Nicole Richie: I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.

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