Good news, Jessica Simpson: You aren't the only wasted celebrity.
In fact, any time you feel like boozing, there's a good chance Matthew McConaughey will join you. And God bless him for that.
The actor is seen here having a good time during a break from filming Fool's Gold, a movie co-starring Kate Hudson being shot in Australia. Patrons of the bar say the actor was enjoying the scene until around 3 a.m., at which point he and a brunette left to get a "kebob."
We're not entirely sure what that means. Maybe we should ask a nymph such as Keeley Hazell.