Lindsay Lohan Checks into Rehab

We hope this doesn't mean the end of crotch shots and non-stop sexual liasons.

But Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab.

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," she said in an actually mature, sensible statement.

"I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

A source close to the actress told People magazine: "Lindsay is in a very positive frame of mind and is looking forward to making a positive change in her life."

We assume new boy toy, Joe Francis, supports the decision.

In December, Lohan admitted was was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and felt better when sober.

"I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that," Lindsay said at the time.

Darn right you do. You gotta be a role model to sister, Ali Lohan. A drunken firecrotch can only teach so many lessons.