Lindsay Lohan, Boobs, Stare Down Camera

Those that wish to see Lindsay Lohan nude don't need to offer her a cheap beer and a spot in the backseat of their car.

As you can tell from the picture below, you can just look at the alcoholic actress in a blouse.

Sporting the sort of attire that fellow crotch shot queens, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, would be proud of, Lohan recently went out on the town. We're not sure if she partied with any strippers this time around, though.

We are sure, however, that Kristin Cavallari probably hopes someone gave her that top for her recent birthday.

There are also rumors that Victoria Beckham was interested in the same outfit. But even her husband's new soccer contract couldn't afford the amount of material needed to cover her boobs.