Lauren Nelson Crowned Miss America; Drunken, Nude Pictures Should Follow Any Day Now
Lauren Nelson, an aspiring Broadway star, was crowned Miss America Monday night, the second year in a row that a Miss Oklahoma has won the crown.
Nelson, 20, of Lawton, Okla., is a student at the University of Central Oklahoma and wants to get her master's degree in musical theater.
"I watched Miss America as a little girl since I was 2 years old, and never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that I would be one of those girls on that stage, and never did I think that I would be Miss America," Lauren Nelson said.
Nelson was crowned by last year's winner, Jennifer Berry (below). The event was hosted by hunky dancing king Mario Lopez, who appears to be interested in trying to hit that later. Sorry, Karina Smirnoff.
Being a 20-year old blonde from the south, we can only assume Lauren will fall into a pattern similar to that of Tara Conner and kick off a three-month celebratory bender packed with booze, drugs and girls. Hard.
Maybe she can even bring along a Katie Blair-like understudy to all of her Miss America engagements. What's the harm, right? Although Donald Trump doesn't own Miss America pageant, so she might not get a second chance.
A word to the wise, Lauren: don't bring the digital camera when you go out to the bars. You've seen what happened to Katie Rees, right? Exactly. She got screwed. In more ways than one.
February 5th, 2007 9:22 AM
Sorry, you will not get any trash on this girl. Lauren is the perfect Miss America. You will have to stay with the Miss USA organization for your beauty queen smut.
February 26th, 2007 4:41 PM
I agree, I know Lauren personally (having been in the music department with her at UCO, and I know it won't come about.
March 8th, 2007 10:12 PM
Lauren is an amazing girl. I was in showchior with her at Macarthur Junior High and MacArthur high School. I know she is going to make the best Miss America ever.
May 10th, 2007 12:42 PM
i'm happy oklahoma is finally gettin noticed. lauren is beautiful && im happy for her.
July 24th, 2007 11:42 AM
You should be ashamed of your hateful garbage! Lauren has been a beautiful Miss America and is trying to do her part in spreading the word about internet predators. Just because a young woman cares about her community and happens to be attractive doesn't give people the right to cut her down! No wonder we women can't ever get the equality we deserve - we'd rather slander and backbite each other rather than push each other forward and cheer on our accomplishments!
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November 17th, 2007 2:00 PM
We can only assume you will continue to fill up space with trashy, false commentary, also. You don't know what you're talking abouit.
April 19th, 2008 7:31 PM
Tough cookies when you ain't got the goods on Lauren Nelson, huh? You just keep dreamin'...
May 25th, 2008 3:32 AM
Oklahoma has MORE most Miss americas than any other state!!!!
SUCK IT CALI
July 26th, 2008 11:38 AM
she is beutyful girl